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Texts from Mittens: Phil the Dog's Birthday Edition

Phil gets lots of special birthday attention, and Drunk Patty sunbathes topless in the backyard. Poor Mittens -- he can't text fast enough.

 |  Jun 18th 2014  |   4 Contributions


Phil turns 13 this week and Mittens thinks everyone is making way too big of a fuss over the filthy hound's special day. And by the way, where was Mitty's fancy birthday party last March? And thanks but no thanks for that awful Roomba Monster. 

Oh, and Mom stole Mitty's napping basket -- the injustice! And just when he thought his week couldn't get any worse, Drunk Patty goes and sunbathes topless in the backyard. Just how much can one cat take?

Here are some of the highlights (or lowlights) of the recent happenings in the life of a texting cat.

Happy Birthday, Phil!

Phil "It are my birfday."

Mittens: "Tell me again how you saw my vet at the grocery store."

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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (birthed right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food. 

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