It’s National Drink Wine Day and Mittens’ neighbor, Drunk Patty, is ready to roll. She’s hosting a party and even using real wine glasses instead of jelly jars. Mom and Grandma are invited to DP’s soiree, so Mittens considers inviting Stumpy over to create a little buzz of their own. Still, Mitty can’t help being annoyed because Drunk Patty is, well, annoying. And she smells like Cool Ranch Doritos.

To make matters worse, Phil licked Mitty, resulting in certain infection; Mom won’t sift the litter box; and there’s something strange floating in the fancy fountain. Seriously, how much can one cat handle?

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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (originated right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.