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Texts from Mittens: The Missing Box Edition

A box is gone, Mom plays favorites and picks the dog, and Stumpy has imported nip. Mittens texts!

Angie Bailey  |  Sep 28th 2016


You’re missing a valuable cardboard box — nothing is worse. Mittens knows this firsthand. He’s done the math, and he’s sure something horrible has befallen one of his beloved boxes. The other problem? Mom isn’t taking the crisis seriously. She won’t even file a proper police report!

In other news, the dog is definitely Mom’s favorite. When was the last time Mitty was allowed to bring a stick in the house? Clue: never. On top of that, Mom’s being stingy with her money. Mittens is only asking for a loan, after all. Plus, it’s imported catnip … from Iowa. There shouldn’t even be a discussion!

Want a closer look into the daily drama of our favorite texting cat? Read on, friends!

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“This = injustice.”

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“Don’t be a Stumpy hater.”

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“Never mind.”

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