Christmas is coming, and Mittens is busy writing his letter(s) to the big guy at the North Pole. That’s right — Santa. He’s asking for something pretty fancy, and he knows S.C. might not be able to provide it, so he believes it wise to pen two letters. That Mitty, always thinking.
Speaking of Santa, Mittens discovers that Drunk Patty used to date him! The horrors! What are the implications for Christmas morning? He can only imagine the worst.
As if all of that wasn’t enough, Mom’s about to let Mitty starve because she loves holiday shopping more than him. Selfishness abounds in Mittens’ world, but never from Mittens. Of course not.
Here’s the latest holiday hoopla happening for our favorite texting cat.