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Texts From Mittens: Hooked on Horoscopes

His blanket is missing and Drunk Patty's coming over. Oh, and Judge Judy without snacks? Insanity!

 |  Oct 9th 2013  |   10 Contributions


It's been quite a couple of weeks for our friend Mittens. Thanks to all of your enthusiasm and kind requests, Texts from Mittens now has its own Tumblr and Facebook page! Mittens will provide one steamin' fresh daily text conversation -- but that's not all! You'll still get a mega dose of Mittens here on Catster every other Wednesday! Mittens couldn't be happier to share his perpetual disappointment with a nicer group of humans.

Well, Mittens has been rather obsessed with his horoscope lately ... and the stars could never have predicted what Phil did to the newspaper. Dumb dog. And guess what else? Drunk Patty came over and Grandma's getting a shoe-full of puke. Yeah, it's been an eventful two weeks! Here are some highlights:

"Oreo was supposed to text me an hour ago. What a rat!"

"Stop texting me, you troll." Photo: Bridget Sweeney

"I love the new paw pad identifying feature."

For a complete library of Mittens' past texts on Catster, click here

What kinds of texts would your cat send? Tell us about it in the comments!

About the Author: Angie Bailey is a goofy girl with freckles and giant smile who wants everyone to be her friend. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, and thinking about cats doing people things. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that may or may not offend people. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.

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