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No One Takes Mittens' Big Screen TV for the Judge Judy Marathon!

Except Drunk Patty, and Mittens is asked to knead her gassy belly while she watches wrestling.

 |  Nov 20th 2013  |   0 Contributions


Mittens loves TV, and nobody messes with his Judge Judy time ... especially if there's a marathon. But once again Drunk Patty stumbles in and ruins everything for our pal Mitty. And Phil? He ruins everything too. Don't even ask about Mittens' best friend, Stumpy. Now that he has a girlfriend, Mittens is sure he's forever kicked to the curb. And Grandma, bless her heart, just can't seem to text without some kind of inappropriate autocorrect mishap.  

Such is the life of a texting house cat named Mittens.

Hiding from annoying text messages.

Cosmo likes to text in private.

Saffy waits for Patches to text her. She'll wait a long time.

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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (birthed right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.

 

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