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Texts from Mittens: Wherein Phil the Dog Is Even MORE Insufferable

Mittens also reproduces famous sculptures in his litter box -- of course he texts about all of it.

 |  Mar 26th 2014  |   3 Contributions

Mittens has been feeling extra snarky lately. If you've been reading the daily Mittens posts, you know he now has a girlfriend. Maybe the stress of trying to impress a new lady is getting to him. Whatever the case, Phil can't be any more annoying, even when he's simply doing "dog things." Mittens has no patience for it.

On the bright side, he received some lovely shoe boxes from Grandma, and he's accidentally creating works of art in his litter box ... not that anyone cares. Sometimes it's such a burden being Mittens.

Here's a peek into the last couple of weeks in the life of our favorite texting feline.

Mittens: "Phil even annoys the dishwasher."

Mittens: The "disinterested" selfie.

Mittens: "Look at him! Irritating!"

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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (birthed right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food. 


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