Texts From Mittens: The Back-to-School (or Not) Edition
School is back in full swing for the children in the neighborhood and Mittens is convinced he's missing out on something. Certainly Mom should register him for classes -- why should he be denied a formal education? Plus, nobody wants to be truant! He is clear on one thing, though: He will not be homeschooled by the likes of Drunk Patty!
And now that he can't go to school, he's bored. Phil the dog is no cure for boredom, no matter what Mom thinks. He's a filthy hound, after all. Plus, he's busy unrolling all the toilet paper in the bathroom. Mittens says so, anyway.
Our pal Mitty has plenty to say and isn't afraid to share some of his texts as proof of his awful, awful life.
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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (birthed right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.