Cats are total attention hogs and always seem to get what they want. It makes sense, then, that Mittens the overly dramatic cat, who constantly harasses his human with texts, would receive a regular spot here on Catster. And don’t think you didn’t contribute to these shenanigans. On Mitten’s first, second, and third posts, you clearly indicated you want more of this crazy business, so here you go. Every other week, you’ll get a fresh dose of the cat with the unlimited data plan and too much time on his paws.
Again, with a nod to Texts from Dog, here are more text messages from Mittens the cat.
What kind of texts would your cats send? Tell us about them in the comments!
About the Author: Angie Bailey is a weird girl with freckles and giant smile who wants everyone to be her friend. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, and thinking about cats doing people things. Wrote a ridiculous humor book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that may or may not offend people. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.
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