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Texts From Mittens: The Multiple Atrocities Edition

Drunk Patty wants to craft with cat hair and Grandma's autocorrect errors are mortifying poor Mittens. He just can't text fast enough!

 |  May 21st 2014  |   6 Contributions


As usual, it's been an eventful couple of weeks for our Mitty. Mom's started drinking out of water bottles, so he can no longer tip them. Selfish, right? And for one day he was forced to drink water from a plain bowl because they were out of filters for the fancy fountain. Can you imagine? Poor planning on Mom's part.

And Grandma still hasn't figured out how to turn off autocorrect, so poor Mittens continues to receive unintentional inappropriate messages from his sweet, innocent grandmother. Can Mom help Grandma figure out her phone before Mitty dies from embarrassment? 

And that's not all that's happened to our favorite texting tuxie. Here are some highlights from the last couple of weeks.

Mittens a bad host? Never!

Grandma is always good for toys.

Drunk Patty's shot class definitely needs a cozy. So does her foot.

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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (birthed right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food. 

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