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Texts from Mittens the Cat: Holiday Misfortunes Edition

"Deck the Halls With Buddy Holly"? Really, Drunk Patty? Is it Boxing Day yet?

 |  Dec 18th 2013  |   18 Contributions


Christmas is fast approaching and Mittens is full of angst and worry. And why shouldn't he be? The carolers are trying to rob his house, Phil the dog's stocking is WAY bigger than his, and he can't bear to listen to Drunk Patty's mucked-up holiday song lyrics one more year.

And who in the world places all kinds of dangly ornaments on a tree and expects a cat not to fully enjoy them? Life is hard for a cat named Mittens, especially around the holidays. What's he to do except text all about his misfortunes? Why should he have to bear the weight of it all on his own?

"There better be expensive phone accessories for me in these boxes." Photo: Mike

"Make the bad carolers go away." Photo: NNelumba

"This isn't nearly full enough." Photo: Alan Turkus

Click here for the entire library of Mittens posts on Catster.

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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (birthed right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.

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