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Texts from Mittens: The Tax Injustices Edition

Mittens can't figure out how to text the IRS, Drunk Patty makes situations worse, and Stumpy wants Mittens to be a gangster. Mitty texts all about it!

Angie Bailey  |  Apr 22nd 2015


As usual, the last couple of weeks have been tough for our pal Mitty. Tax day came and went and Mom did nothing about claiming his cat condo and fancy fountain as deductions. Can you imagine how many treats she could buy by deducting those things? And don’t even try to convince him his condo isn’t a government-recognized dwelling. Mittens can’t get anywhere trying to text the IRS and made a huge mistake by dragging Drunk Patty into the situation. Will he ever learn?

On an the subject of selfish mothers, do you think Mitty’s mom would stop and buy some Post-it notes for him? The injustices abound!

Read more about tax injustices, gangsters with monocles, and dirty blankets in the newest peek into Mittens’ world.

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mittens bored

"Might as well nap."

“Might as well nap.”

mittens irs 2

mittens post its

"Excuse me, do you happen to have the number to the Internal Revenue Service?"

“Excuse me, do you happen to have the number to the Internal Revenue Service?”

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mittens two chains

"Do you think we could deduct this bathroom rug?"

“Do you think we could deduct this bathroom rug?”

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mittens nap

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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (originated right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.