How about a bunch of short, funny cat jokes to lighten up your day? Here are a few favorites and classics! Guaranteed to be amewsing.
Do you have any favorite funny cat jokes not on this list? Share them in the comments below!
- Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
- What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
- Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
- What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
- Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he’s in a bad mewd.
- What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
- Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.
- Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
- How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.
- How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
- What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
- What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
- If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
- What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
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This piece was originally published in 2011.