Today is Earth Day, and our little feline environmentalists are doing their part by sleeping in and conserving energy. Here are 12 more ways that every day is Earth Day for cats.
I don’t even think my cat has a cell phone.
Long before you even want them to be recycled!
Not really sure about this, but how could they not? Everybody likes world music. (What’s world music, again?)
Or maybe they just eat part of the animal — to be perfectly honest, we don’t look too closely at what’s left of the animal.
Imagine what they would do without all that sleep. Build weapons, probably.
Sunbeams, your lap — and your face, if it comes to that.
Just organic saliva, an abrasive tongue-brush, and all the time in the world. Your mom would approve of these cats.
Cats stand firmly with wind turbines, which have no appreciable negatives except for the deaths of millions of birds. Oh.
Whoops, sorry, they love plastic. This one should be in our “10 Ways Cats Hate the Environment” story.
Appreciating Gaia is a deep-seated, Lion King-type feeling among cats. Just look at the way they stare at rocks and dirt.
Their ancestors attacked ankles, too. Also the rest of the body.
Don’t get all heavy with the insinuations, bro. It’s just a plant.
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