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A Cat Responds to Questions on National Napping Day (Barely)

We risk our personal safety by rousing a cat to ask his feelings about National Napping Day.

Michael Leaverton  |  Mar 9th 2015


Hey, what are you doing awake? It’s National Napping Day. All across the world, in schools and in supermarkets, in bars and in church, in factories and in air traffic control towers, people are dead asleep. 

We decided to ask a cat about napping. 

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Catster: Hi, I’m a reporter from Catster. I have a few questions for you about National Napping Day! 

Cat: Zzzz.

Are you napping?

Zzzz.

Oh.

Zzzz.

I guess I’ll wait.

Zzzz.

I guess you nap a long time, huh?

Zzzz.

Maybe if I talk REAL LOUD YOU MIGHT —

Yawwn.

Hi!

[stretches] Who are you?

I’m a reporter for Catster! I’m glad you’re awake. I have a few questions regarding National Napping Day. Tell me, what do you love best about napping? 

Zzzz.

Hello?

Zzzz. 

Damn. 

Zzzz.

Wait, your tail just moved!

Zzzz. 

Maybe if I just give you a little scratch under your … OW!

Don’t touch my face. 

That hurt!

Zzzz.

You can’t be asleep again after that!

Zzzz.

This is ridiculous.

Zzzz.

Damn.

[stretches] Who are you again?

You’re awake! I’m a reporter for Catster. I have a few questions for National Napping Day.

Do you have any food?

No.

You’re in my sunbeam.

I wasn’t when I got here.

You should move.

OK. [moves]

Zzzz.

Wait!

Fine. You’ve got 30 seconds.

What do you like about National Napping Day? 

I like how I get to nap, you know?

You like napping. 

I love napping. 

Napping is great.

Fantastic.

Is napping the best?

I think so. 

Better than chicken?

Do you have chicken?

No.

Man, that’s cold.

Next question: What’s the best thing to nap on.

A sunbeam. 

Thank you. That’s it’s for my questions. 

Zzzz.

Of course. 

Zzzz.

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Have you taken a nap today? Are you going to? Do you think you’ll get fired if you take part in National Na … zzzz.

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