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8 Enterprising Cats Who Have Their Own Business Cards

Need a professional door-opener? A fully bonded food thief? These crafty felines will card you!

Angie Bailey  |  Jan 30th 2014

Most people think cats are pretty lazy, and while that’s mostly true, there’s a sliver of the cat population who work (kinda) hard for their money (usually paid in treats and twist-ties). They resourcefully market their natural talents to their feline friends, and most are fairly successful business-minded kitties.

Sure, some cats have gone to the trouble of creating websites, newsletters and such, but most still market themselves the old-fashioned way: with business cards.

Here are business cards from 8 enterprising felines who are ready to offer their services:

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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (birthed right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.