Cuddle Up Day, a day dedicated to cuddling, happens every Jan. 6, and who better to celebrate such a day with than a cat? We found a this nice cat and asked him if he’d like to participate in Cuddle Up Day.
Happy Cuddle Up Day! would you like to cuddle?
But it’s Cuddle Up Day.
I don’t care what day it is. Keep your hands to yourself.
Nothing’s wrong. I’m just not into that whole “handling” thing. Do I look like a Ragdoll?
Aw, come on. A little cuddle never hurt anyone!
Actually, that’s where you’re wrong. You’re not the first person to try and give me a cuddle. You should see what happened to those people.
What happened to them?
Are they okay?
I think one is now living in Montreal, if that answers your question.
It’s in Canada!
Oh, I get it. A Canada joke.
Well, she’s living in a hospital in Canada.
You can thump my butt if you want.
Lower back. Right above the tail. Give it a good thump.
HOLY TOLEDO, THAT FEELS GOOD.
MAN OH MAN.
I’M GETTING DIZZY, PAL!
STOP IT, YOU’RE KILLING ME!
I SAID STOP IT! THIS IS WHERE I LOSE CONTROL START CLAWING EVERYTHING AROUND ME SORRY FOR YELLING BUT I’M KINDA WORKED UP RIGHT NOW PAL!
Whoa. That was intense. I nearly clawed your eyes out.
Can you help me get my claw out of this hardwood floor?
Sure. [Together they remove the claw out of hardwood floor]
So, Cuddle Up day, huh?
Every Jan. 6.
This a national thing?
I believe so.
They don’t say, but I would imagine.
Well, I can’t imagine chinchillas getting into it, those evil wretches.
Sometimes I like a little nuzzle under the chin, you know. If it’s a special day and all …
Of course! Wait — it’s not like that thing with the back?
No, just do it real soft, real quiet-like. Two knuckles.
Do you feel like clawing me?
A little, but I always feel like that.
Well, happy Cuddle Up Day.
Happy Cuddle Up Day to you, too. Can you turn on Ellen and get me a chicken?
Read more about Cuddle Up Day here.
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