While you’re busy sipping champagne (which is full of calories) this New Year’s eve, you might be promising yourself that this year is gonna be the one when you finally drop those final pesky pounds. But you’ll worry about that officially on January 1 — until then the calories don’t count as long as you’re thinking of getting rid of them and how much it will cost to sign up for that gym membership.
And then there’s that moment where you’re all, “Fluff it. Maybe in 2015.” And you have another glass of champagne.
Just like these cats. Here are 10 New Year’s resolutions that never had a chance:
“But it tastes so much better with my head stuck in the glass!”
“But my brain is the size of a peanut!”
“But there’s so much good stuff on the DVR!”
“But I love the smell of toe fungus!”
“But who will I blame the broken vase on?”
“But how will I seduce the humans to touch my tummy so I can enjoy the sweet reward of biting their hands?”
“But they promised treats!”
“But hey, this isn’t actually a mustache; this is just a weird spot on my face.”
“But it feels so good between my claws.”
“But I’m ready for my closeup!”
What resolutions have you already made? (And broken?)
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