— People are asked to bring cats, on leashes, to the city's hipster HQ, Dolores Park. What the what?
— Mittens' nap is ruined by ill-timed laundry -- humans are SO thoughtless and selfish.
— Mittens desperately seeks a phone app that will make him a tough guy, and Mom disses his bed -- so many atrocities for Mittens to text about.
— Those eyes are mesmerizing, aren't they? It's as if they have the power to implant suggestions.
— The sound of a cat vomiting in the house does a number on our psyches, you know?
— On the Fourth of July, cats enter the emotional wringer. Here's what it looks like to a cat.
— Drunk Patty's boyfriend is set to wreck the Fourth of July cookout, so Mittens texts all about it!
— We didn't understand status codes until someone added cats to them. Now we're full-on geeks.
— Cats are deep thinkers, and the warm sun is the perfect inspiration for composing a few haikus.
— Most of you probably wouldn't dream of rock climbing with your cat, but Millie is into it -- you'll believe it when you see these pictures.
— This funny video of cats with mobile phones by Virgin Mobile and Samsung makes a strong case.
— Phil gets lots of special birthday attention, and Drunk Patty sunbathes topless in the backyard. Poor Mittens -- he can't text fast enough.
— Fleas in the girls' cabins, lying camp counselors, and scary stories about vacuum cleaners.
— We've teamed up with KitNipBox for an online scavenger hunt, and you can play! Read on for the rules and to get the clues.
— We team up with subscription service KitNipBox for an online scavenger hunt and giveaway.
— Mittens is obsessed with getting a graduation cap with a tassel, even if he has to befriend Drunk Patty. You better believe he's texting about it!
— Drunk Patty wants to craft with cat hair and Grandma's autocorrect errors are mortifying poor Mittens. He just can't text fast enough!
— The famed Twitter comedian posts photos of her kitties, just like you do. They're wonderful.
— Want your kitty to do this? Have him read our guide to giving the greatest bear hug in the world.
— Watch Bub yawn and then attack a rug -- really, that's all this is, but that's all you need.
— We take a look at some (awful) gifts cats gave this year, and how they can be improved next year.
— This project we found on Reddit makes use of something you'll always have enough of: cat fur.
— The wicked little rodent is out to get Mittens, and Drunk Patty thinks she's a bird -- just another day in the life of a texting cat named Mittens.
— Cats yawned at the idea of taking over the show, but now they're on the move, led by Ser Pounce.
— Okay, this may be borderline mean! But it's too much fun.
— Bird Day is May 4, and to mark the occasion we've assembled the definitive list of cats' favorite birds (North America only).
— We had room for only 5 finalists in our contest, so here are our 10 favorites that didn't make it.
— No boxes on Easter? Drunk Patty made off with the leftover gravy? Life is hard for Mittens, and he's furiously texting all the atrocities.
— Happy Earth Day! Did you know your cat is super tight with Mother Gaia? It's (a little bit) true!
— Humans aren't needed to play the fishing-pole game; humans aren't needed for much, actually.
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