— Mom's useless when it comes to helping Mitty play Trivia Crack, and she's ungrateful about his intervention regarding her dating life. So, he texts!
— Get an inside look at the players in Sunday's Kitten Bowl, courtesy of our very own kitten football expert.
— How does anyone get anything done without cats' assistance? Cats write poetry on the subject.
— Dogs, cats, and Tom Brady gear up to play in their respective games Feb. 1. We hear from a cat.
— Mittens puts his own frantic spin on this week devoted to thoughtful communication -- he texts!
— We interview a cat and have him draft a few letters to his, um, "favorite" people and animals.
— Sometimes cats just want to do things on their terms -- don't bother trying to talk them out of it.
— She knows how to turn up the cute, but this haiku-writing cat takes her hunting seriously.
— To honor the occasion, we interview the first cat we can find and attempt cuddling.
— Resolutions refuse to meet expectations, Mom has switched cat litter (gross), and Drunk Patty shows up with a cat-sized taco costume. Mittens texts!
— You might think cats have little to say about National Bacon Day, but you would be wrong.
— This cat is as amusing and impish as the character in Calvin and Hobbes, yet he can still be serious enough to write haiku poetry about his life.
— The overly friendly kisser, the jokester, and the one who can't hold his catnip: These are some of the characters who ring in the kitty new year.
— For National Whiners Day, we found a cat who needed to vent about holiday disappointment
— Frank finally found some peace after deciding to ignore the elf ... and then came the game changer.
— Frank stoops to an all-time low in his efforts to take down the elf -- and then his fiendish nightmares nearly take him down!
— Still intent on going after the creepy elf, Frank enlists the dog's help, with less than stellar results.
— Frank is going mad because now the elf is in his head and knows his plan to off him!
— A creepy elf from the North Pole has arrived to spy on Frank, and he's certain of one thing: The intruder must go.
— Georgia Tech researchers are studying cats' "righting reflex" to design robots that land softly. Here's what else they should consider about cats.
— A resentful elf intercepts Mittens' letter, and Drunk Patty has a secret, fancy identity. He texts!
— She doesn't understand the goodwill part of the holidays, except as it applies to her.
— Mitty's mom won't retake the ridiculous photo, and a fog monster is about to eat him. He texts!
— Grumpy Cat's film success opens many doors -- horrible ones, but that never stops Tinseltown.
— Only pros go shopping on Black Friday, psyched up for battle in the retail arena. Enter the cat.
— Mittens is gravy-crazy, and Drunk Patty's boyfriend is eating all the turkey. Poor Mitty texts!
— Last night, Grumpy Cat appeared on a wrestling show. What's a cat doing on a wrestling show?
— The Connecticut exhibit showcases homeless cats; we chat with one about ... whatever he wants.
— If mom didn't want Mittens to bat and chew all those interesting objects, why did she put them on her desk? Mittens is aghast, so he texts.
— "Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever" airs Friday, Nov. 29, on Lifetime. Are you ready?