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Texts from Mittens: The Litter Box Edition

Mittens can't locate his morning litter box, an evil serpent is spraying liquid in the back yard, and dog spit is a vector of disease. He texts!

Angie Bailey  |  Jul 6th 2016


Cats like to know where they can find their litter boxes, and when a box has gone missing — well, that’s cause for alarm. Wouldn’t you know, this is happening to our favorite texting cat? Mom moved Mittens’ favorite litter box while cleaning and did not return it to its rightful location! Can you imagine? What’s a cat supposed to do when his routine is derailed because of human thoughtlessness?

To make matters worse, Mittens is pretty sure there’s a serpent monster in the back yard, Mom has thrown away some coupons he’s been watching, and Earl has probably given him some horrible disease. Could things be any more woeful for Mittens? Read on and find out.

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"AGHAST is putting it lightly."

“AGHAST is putting it lightly.”

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Mittens is certain this is the face of rabies ... or distemper.

Mittens is certain this is the face of rabies … or distemper.

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Serpent monster or Drunk Patty with a hose?

Serpent monster or Drunk Patty with a hose?

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