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Texts from Mittens: The St. Paddy’s Day Party Edition

Drunk Patty wants Mittens to host, Mom won't help, and there's no pot of gravy. He texts!

Angie Bailey  |  Mar 16th 2016


It’s Drunk Patty’s favorite holiday, and she’s getting in the spirit … by asking Mittens to host a party at his house. How is she expected to host, what with her skivvies hanging all over the house? Thursday is laundry day, after all.

Mom offers to help Mittens plan the party, but she isn’t being very cooperative. Why can’t Mitty have green water? Humans drink green beer! All this injustice on such a fun holiday! Thank goodness Stumpy plans to come over armed with catnip. Now that’s lucky.

And by the way, using a rainbow catnip toy as a pillow is totally tough, and nobody’s gonna tell Mittens otherwise.

Here’s a closer look into the (un)luck of The Mittens.

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Stumpy is gettin’ his green on.

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"This hat makes me feel unlucky."

“This hat makes me feel unlucky.”

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Drunk Patty: Flash forward to the morning after.

Drunk Patty: Flash forward to the morning after.

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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (originated right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats