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Texts from Mittens: The Back-to-School Edition

A giant yellow monster is eating children, Grandma's in Ironman training, and Mittens' selfies might be too racy. He texts!

Angie Bailey  |  Aug 31st 2016


The neighborhood kids are heading back to school and Mittens once again finds drama in the situation at hand. First of all, there’s a giant yellow monster eating all the school children and Mom doesn’t even seem slightly concerned. As if that weren’t bad enough, she won’t pack him a lunch or take him shopping. Injustices at every turn!

In other news, Grandma’s probably training for Ironman and Mittens needs a selfie stick … STAT! And while he’s waiting for the stick, he worries whether the selfie he’d sent to Fiona is too racy. Mom assures him it’s not, but what does she know about the importance of looking dignified?

For more on the recent happenings in our pal Mitty’s world, read on!

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"Where's my selfie stick?"

“Where’s my selfie stick?”

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"Judge Mittens is almost ready."

“Judge Mittens is almost ready.”

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"Ridiculous."

“Ridiculous.”

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