Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock … Here we go again with the ominous ticking. I sure can’t hear it, but you know it’s happening because my cat James’ ears jump to the rhythm of the beat. The mysterious sound emanates from the timer in his fabulous automatic feeder (or KibCat), the one that has substituted mommy in all things food. No more getting up at 5 a.m. to feed the kitty. Now the machine wakes up and serves breakfast while we humans catch a few more Z’s before starting our day. Working late? Dinner invite? Poor cat will be starving ’til we get back! Not anymore. The machine will take care of that.
As wonderful as it is, a yang must have a yin. In this case, it’s the obsessive relationship James has developed with the electrical device.
Is it mutual? I think KibCat plays hard-to-get and it’s working. You want proof? My usually chill feline is now possessed and won’t stop looking at the damn thing. All. Day. Long.
Exactly 2 hours before feeding time, he takes his usual post in front of the thing and works on his insane routine, convinced that his mind trick will work: Look at the machine / Look at the timer / Look at the bowl / Look at the machine / Look at the timer / Look at the bowl …
This goes on until of course the machine blinks, setting off the alarm and releasing the goods. You’d think it would satisfy James, but obsessions don’t work that way. That is why right after eating he will sit another hour hoping that his new BFF will feel bad and release a few more kibbles. (Dessert, perhaps?)
Has the invention changed James’ relationship with us? Well, we are no longer the providers of food, so the “Your cat likes you because you feed him” myth is busted. That said, the feeder has opened the possibility of machines taking care of kitties that freaks me out in a very Matrix-y way. The new device has given James his tiger confidence back in order to fight for his daily sustenance; but after the food has settled he is still the same lovey-dovey cat that melts in your bed and starts napping … while you are still sleeping.
Do you have a machine-obsessed kitty? Tell us in the comments.
About Glorimar Anibarro: A proud Puerto Rican now living in Southern California who traded a career in advertising for a new adventure as bilingual cat writer, sharing her knowledge of kitties in Spanish as the Gato Expert for About.com en Español and Siempre Mujer Magazine and in English for Catster, among others. She has also mixed her love of paper dolls and graphic design to write, design, and illustrate the adventures of Gato Avocado, the two-dimensional cat living in a three-dimensional world.