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9 Someecards About the Joys of Living With Demanding Cats

These cards should be very familiar to people with kitties who aren't the easiest to live with.

Michael Leaverton  |  Jun 2nd 2016


Most cats wouldn’t dream of using your new ficus as a scratching post. Yet such behavior is de rigueur for what we’d call demanding cats. (We would say “difficult,” but we’re too nice for that.)

Here are 9 Someecards about the joys of living with demanding cats:

1. Demanding cats: You can eat with them!

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2. And exercise!

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3. And even snuggle!

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4. Plus, the kids love them

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5. And Santa likes a challenge

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6. Don’t forget the joys of sleeping

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7. As well as cat care

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8. Plus, they’re great in groups

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9. And even better than TV

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