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Erland Big McLargeHuge     Purred: Thu Aug 18, '05 9:44am PST  Not a cow, a beached whale, or a pathetic-faced walrus, you brain damaged malodorous pipsqueak! my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become friends [notify]

Erland Big McLargeHuge     Purred: Thu Aug 18, '05 9:43am PST  Helloooooooo all kitties *swaggers into room with udder swaying*!! Mom is back from the ranch and has turned on the computer again, so now I can chat and talk and type and otherwise communicate! Thank heavens she took the dog with her; it would have been a long two and a half days if I'da had to stay inside with that wiggly thing! Mom likes football! She used to watch it all the time with The Long Crazy-Haired Bald-Spotted Funny Man (grampy), but ever since she moved 3,000 miles away from him, they haven't watched together! Go figure! I'd join on her behalf, but she only watches animal planet and CSI these days! my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become friends [notify]

What I Love About Catster > The Cat's Meow!

Erland Big McLargeHuge     Purred: Sun Aug 14, '05 3:52pm PST  Yep... Hughie definitely is... *prrrrrrr* I know I'll find my crush some day! I'm a patient kitty! I still think that lying in front of the door will prevent Mommy from leaving! (I'm half right... if she's trying to leave on her own... Mom can't move us... hh hh hhh) my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become friends [notify]

Behavior & Training > Leash walking

Erland Big McLargeHuge     Purred: Sun Aug 14, '05 12:22pm PST  This morning, my mom put the harness over my head! She didn't strap me in, but she did sit with me and give me sooo many treats! Especially if I walked over to her to get them! Mom says the harness is too small, and it makes her sad because she got a small dog harness.... I know, I know... I AM A LARGE DOG, not a SMALL DOG! Sheez, woman... LAter after she took it off, she found me lying on my rug trying to get my head back in so I could collect more treats... Well really I was just marking it and all, but it sure LOOKED like I was trying to get my head through! my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become friends [notify]

Behavior & Training > AAAHH the cat is pooping on the dining room table.

Erland Big McLargeHuge     Purred: Sun Aug 14, '05 12:16pm PST  I'm not entirely sure what to tell you... most cats I know of don't have their very own cat box... we all share. Perhaps only put down one litterbox and see if they will agree to use it... As far as the dining room table goes (ew!), if you catch him at it, a spray bottle does wonders. You could try lining the edges with dishwashing soap (if they don't like the smell they might avoid getting onto it). THe other thing to bear in mind is that often when animals act up in ways that directly affect their people (pooping on their people's beds, eating spaces, etc), they are trying to get their attention. Perhaps he's not feeling well. He might have irritable bowel or colitis or some other such thing affecting him, and this is the best way he has to tell ya. Sorry I couldn't be more helpful...! I hope this gets figured out SOON! my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become friends [notify]

Erland Big McLargeHuge     Purred: Sun Aug 14, '05 12:02pm PST  I dunno... hh hh hhh... the only good looking wolverine I've ever seen is Hugh Jackman... my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become friends [notify]

What I Love About Catster > The Cat's Meow!

Erland Big McLargeHuge     Purred: Sun Aug 14, '05 11:59am PST  Selket... *blush* soooomewhere over the rainbow... OH WAIT NO NOT *THAT* RAINBOW! *screech* my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become friends [notify]

What I Love About Catster > Let's Visit Kit-Kat

Erland Big McLargeHuge     Purred: Sun Aug 14, '05 11:41am PST  We popped by for a vist and inspected her food dish, and found it far too short on treats... so we supplied some. my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become friends [notify]

What I Love About Catster > The Cat's Meow!

Erland Big McLargeHuge     Purred: Sat Aug 13, '05 8:41pm PST  Zoe, see... I AM secretly a dog... that's why I look like one, though I am flattered you think I look like a rough and tumble Tiger! But don't tell ANYONE what I just said! *comment from Mom: Elrand, you just posted it in a public place...* my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become friends [notify]

Erland Big McLargeHuge     Purred: Sat Aug 13, '05 8:39pm PST  Well... Mommy's right... she doesn't care if I date, but I'm not good at impressing the ladies... I suppose that's because I like human males the most I just said that so I could have an excuse... The only girl I've ever liked it my mom, and she's my MOM so I couldn't practice my sweet moves on her! *comment from Kitten: *snort*... sweet moves... sure* But I do seem to be getting crushes on all sorts of girl kitties here, especially a tortie named ZOE and a siamese named SELKET! My great love is Mercedes, but eeeveryone loves her and she doesn't seem to post so I guess she'll never know how I feel! I can't help myself, I only like unavailable ladies, I guess! But anyway, I'm glad to hear Mylo is feeling better, too! (I missed it also in the midst of the cattiness, hhh hhh hhhh) Good to hear you're on the mend! my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become friends [notify]

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