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What I Love About Catster > Hiaku
Lady- Jazz-Min- Marie- Schultz

Are you going to- eat that?
 
 
Purred: Wed Jul 4, '07 11:16am PST 
Cat Haiku

The food in my bowl
Is old, and more to the point
Contains no tuna.

Tiny can, dumped in
Plastic bowl. Presentation,
One star; service, none.

My brain: walnut sized.
Yours: largest among primates.
Yet, who leaves for work?

So you want to play.
Will I claw at dancing string?
Your ankle's closer.

Am I in your way?
You seem to have this backwards.
This pillow's taken.

There's no dignity
In being sick--which is why
I don't tell you where.

Seeking solitude
I am locked in the closet.
For once I need you.

Your mouth is moving,
Up and down, emitting noise.
I've lost interest.

The dog wags his tail,
Seeking approval. See mine?
Different message.

Cats can't steal the breath
Of children. But if my tail's
Pulled again, I'll learn.

Most problems can be
Ignored. The more difficult
Ones can be slept through.

My affection is conditional.
Don't stand up,
It's your lap I love.

I don't mind being
Teased, any more than you mind
A skin graft or two.

So you call this thing
Your "cat carrier." I call
These my "blades of death."

Toy mice, dancing yarn,
Meowing sounds. I'm convinced
You're an idiot.
wink
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» There has since been 6 posts. Last posting by Squeakers (Gone Too Soon), Jul 19 7:36 pm

Party Time & Virtual Play Dates > Hiaku
Lady- Jazz-Min- Marie- Schultz

Are you going to- eat that?
 
 
Purred: Wed Jul 4, '07 11:15am PST 
Cat Haiku

The food in my bowl
Is old, and more to the point
Contains no tuna.

Tiny can, dumped in
Plastic bowl. Presentation,
One star; service, none.

My brain: walnut sized.
Yours: largest among primates.
Yet, who leaves for work?

So you want to play.
Will I claw at dancing string?
Your ankle's closer.

Am I in your way?
You seem to have this backwards.
This pillow's taken.

There's no dignity
In being sick--which is why
I don't tell you where.

Seeking solitude
I am locked in the closet.
For once I need you.

Your mouth is moving,
Up and down, emitting noise.
I've lost interest.

The dog wags his tail,
Seeking approval. See mine?
Different message.

Cats can't steal the breath
Of children. But if my tail's
Pulled again, I'll learn.

Most problems can be
Ignored. The more difficult
Ones can be slept through.

My affection is conditional.
Don't stand up,
It's your lap I love.

I don't mind being
Teased, any more than you mind
A skin graft or two.

So you call this thing
Your "cat carrier." I call
These my "blades of death."

Toy mice, dancing yarn,
Meowing sounds. I'm convinced
You're an idiot.
wink
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» There has since been 0 posts. Last posting by Lady Jazz-Min Marie Schultz, Jul 4 11:15 am


Other Meows & Purrs > Haiku

Lady- Jazz-Min- Marie- Schultz

Are you going to- eat that?
 
 
Purred: Wed Jul 4, '07 11:14am PST 
Cat Haiku

The food in my bowl
Is old, and more to the point
Contains no tuna.

Tiny can, dumped in
Plastic bowl. Presentation,
One star; service, none.

My brain: walnut sized.
Yours: largest among primates.
Yet, who leaves for work?

So you want to play.
Will I claw at dancing string?
Your ankle's closer.

Am I in your way?
You seem to have this backwards.
This pillow's taken.

There's no dignity
In being sick--which is why
I don't tell you where.

Seeking solitude
I am locked in the closet.
For once I need you.

Your mouth is moving,
Up and down, emitting noise.
I've lost interest.

The dog wags his tail,
Seeking approval. See mine?
Different message.

Cats can't steal the breath
Of children. But if my tail's
Pulled again, I'll learn.

Most problems can be
Ignored. The more difficult
Ones can be slept through.

My affection is conditional.
Don't stand up,
It's your lap I love.

I don't mind being
Teased, any more than you mind
A skin graft or two.

So you call this thing
Your "cat carrier." I call
These my "blades of death."

Toy mice, dancing yarn,
Meowing sounds. I'm convinced
You're an idiot.
wink
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» There has since been 6 posts. Last posting by Patches(rainbow bridge), Jul 22 12:52 pm


Cat Health > Don't Laugh!

Henry Lee- Schultz

WHO'S A- CHICKEN?? HUH?- HUH??
 
 
Purred: Sun Jul 1, '07 8:01pm PST 
Our Mommy already has those locks on the doors - but that doesn't stop ME!wink I just open them to the stop, then reach in and dig around to see what I can grab! big grin Kind like pot-luck!
HEE HEE!!!I'm a stinker!laugh out loud
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» There has since been 6 posts. Last posting by Buttons, Jul 10 2:01 pm


New to Catster/Tips & Tricks > HELP!! We can\'t see!

Molly & - Loki

571798
 
 
Purred: Sun Jul 1, '07 7:45pm PST 
Thanks to you alldancing for the friends requests!
We have open eyes now
eek
and we're trying to get human mommy to upload new pics!
TTFN!!wave
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» There has since been 0 posts. Last posting by Molly & Loki, Jul 1 7:45 pm

New to Catster/Tips & Tricks > HELP!! We can\'t see!
Jorja Maire- Schultz

Just say Georgia
 
 
Purred: Fri Jun 29, '07 12:02pm PST 
Hi there Squeek!wave
We've been SO busy lately!
See the new babies?! Aren't they SO cute!cloud 9
See ya around!
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» There has since been 3 posts. Last posting by Molly & Loki, Jul 1 7:45 pm


Behavior & Training > Peeing in brother\'s room.

Henry Lee- Schultz

WHO'S A- CHICKEN?? HUH?- HUH??
 
 
Purred: Fri Jun 29, '07 11:57am PST 
ANYBODY???????
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» There has since been 0 posts. Last posting by Henry Lee Schultz, Jun 29 11:57 am


Kitten Corner > Hello!

Molly & - Loki

571798
 
 
Purred: Fri Jun 29, '07 11:53am PST 
kitty THANKS!
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» There has since been 0 posts. Last posting by Molly & Loki, Jun 29 11:53 am


Behavior & Training > Peeing in brother\'s room.

Solimai Noel- Schultz

I may be little,- but I run this- house!!
 
 
Purred: Thu Jun 28, '07 7:04pm PST 
Well, I'm tired of all the yelling! Here's the story. When Momsie decided to keep Baby Henry, she also rehomed another cat. (The older cat didn't leave BECAUSE of Henry, but that's what Brother thinks.) Anyway, Brother blames Henry for other cat leaving, and yells at him. Sometimes he's mean to him, but Momsie tries to stop that. He doesn't hurt Henry, just mean, yelling... Anyway, Henry started peeing in Brother's room. We all think it's because he's tired of him being mean to Henry. Maybe a male dominance thing, too, because Henry is the only intact male here. Henry acts scared of men now, Momsie is MAD, and Brother's room REEKS! And Brother yells more!
What do you guys think?thinking
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» There has since been 1 post. Last posting by Henry Lee Schultz, Jun 29 11:57 am

Kitten Corner > Hello!
Molly & - Loki

571798
 
 
Purred: Thu Jun 28, '07 3:23pm PST 
wave Hi there! We're new to Catster, and, yep, you guessed it, the world!
We'd like to make some new friends!
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» There has since been 2 posts. Last posting by Molly & Loki, Jun 29 11:53 am

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