|Opie- T-bear--In- Loving- Memory|
Lord Opie the- Elegant
|Purred: Tue Apr 2, '13 6:55am PST |
|Yes it's true and weird. Opie Thunderbear here, reporter at large and small. Yesterday Mommi & Ro went to Wal-mart and Mommi wore her fake White Siberian Leopard coat. She had recently told Auntie Ro that she thought she would stop wearing it, as it garners a lot of attention, and by anti-fur pople too, who think it's real. ANYWAYS, she was looking at the nail-polishes in the make-up dept. and Auntie Ro was looking at stuff nearby. A man approached Mommi and said "Your coat is gorgeous!". He reached out his hand as if to shake hands, so Mommmi reached out her hand and he said, "I'll shake your hand, but I was wanting to feel that coat." He inquired as to what kind it was and GRABBED Mommi's arm! He then said "Your eyes are beautiful. And your lips!"
Mommi, stunned, said, Well thank you, um..." He let her go and said, "Oh and your nails [I swear!]" and he said, "You are turning me on." Mommi said, "You are being innapropriate." The man said, "Yes, I am, I'm sorry. I just loved that coat." Mommi bade him good day and hurried off to Ro and whispered, "I just got accosted by a strange man who looked kinda drunk, but I didn't smell alcohol, and he was very strong and he GRABBED ME twice!!" and told Ro the story and Mommi said, "I am scared! What if he waits outside and he follows us home (they walked as Walmart is right behind our subdivision)?" Auntie Ro reportedly replied, "Oh, he won't". Mommi, who watches a LOT of true crime shows, said, "No, he was very strong and looked drunk but wasn't and I'm scared! What if he tries to grab me?" Auntie Ro replied, "I will stop him" Mommi said, "you don't know how strong this man is, you couldn't stop him! Oh, I'm scared!!"
*sigh*. Well, they got in the check out line and saw the man TWO CHECK-OUT LINES OVER!! Mommi said, "oh, why is he checking out while we are checking out, oh, I'm scared!! So, they checked out and saw no sign of the man once they were outside but Mommi said, "Don't be fooled! They pull out guns in the parking lot and grab women and take them to the forest and do terrible things to them and murder them!!" Well, they started walking and Mommi said, "'Member I said I better stop wearing this coat as it gets too much attention? [The man had said, "I bet that coat cost a thousand dollars!"]. Well they got home safely and Mommi said, "Oh, what if he saw where we live?" Ro said "I was paying attention--he didn't". Mommi was un-convinced, prolly cos she was born in Missouri, "The Show-Me State."
So, we had to tell the story. Ladies, even when you are with another person, watch out. These days it's so scary and there are so many predators around. Mommi & them have a huge black dog and a shotgun, so they feel pretty safe and are in a good neighborhood."
But always beware. Mommi had to smoke a cigarette when they got home. That coat, I don't know, ---Mommi had just lately said she better stop wearing it, so that's kinda odd. I mean you would not believe how many people come up to her to comment, and they NEVER touch it, but this guy GRABBED her.
End of scary true story!
Lord Opie Thunderbear of Furrey on Sneezing, aka Opie the T., for The Tattle-Rag (^..^)=
Edited by author Tue Apr 2, '13 7:01am PST
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