|Purred: Fri Mar 29, '13 9:56am PST |
|I have shocking and awe-inspiring news!
Firstly, BARNEBY JONES THUNDERBEAR is hooked on those "Temptations" treats. He goes about going "Me-OWW!!!" when he comes around Mommi. Farthermore, he keeps wanting her to give him some of her "treats" from her medicine box
Secondly, Miss Julia Jane Thunderbear the Small and Fluffy and Non-Spelling IS A CATNIP FIEND! She wants ALL the catnip and shoves others aside and gobbles up their catnip and smacks 'em if they don't move out of the way to give her theirs! Then she shamelessly lies about in a cat-nip induced euphoria.
It's all true, and you read it here first.
Your faithful reporter,
Freddy Mercury Thunderbear the White
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