Jokes, Riddles, Stories, & Fun Stuff

  
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Little Bitty

Little Princess
 
 
Purred: Wed Oct 19, '11 10:07pm PST 
thinking What do you get when you multiply the area of a Jack-O-Latern by the square of it's radius? thinking
Pumpkin pi big laughlaugh out loud

Tinkerbell- Dreamette#14

Mittens
 
 
Purred: Thu Oct 20, '11 10:41am PST 
big laughbig laughapplause and YUMMY hi5

Little Bitty

Little Princess
 
 
Purred: Sun Oct 23, '11 6:30am PST 
What do you get when you cross a Frosty the Snowman with
Count Dracula? thinking
Frostbite! laugh out loud

Why did the traffic cop stop the ghost? shrug
He wasn't wearing his sheet belt big laugh

Why did the vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal? shrug
He heard it had great circulation. wink


Shadow

Feral No More!
 
 
Purred: Sun Oct 23, '11 10:28am PST 
big laughbig laugh Little Bitty, there is no end to your humor! laugh out loudlaugh out loud

Little Bitty

Little Princess
 
 
Purred: Sun Oct 23, '11 11:00pm PST 
wave Thanks Shadow. Here's a couple more:

Did you hear what happened to the dyslexic vampire? shrug
He transformed into a TAB laugh out loud

How about the dyslexic devil worshipper? shock
He sold his soul to Santa big laughlaugh out loud

Tinkerbell- Dreamette#14

Mittens
 
 
Purred: Mon Oct 24, '11 4:04pm PST 
shock laugh out loudlaugh out loudlaugh out loudapplauseapplause

Little Bitty

Little Princess
 
 
Purred: Tue Oct 25, '11 4:57am PST 
Why couldn't the ghosts buy their own house? thinking
They couldn't afford Home Moaner's Insurance laugh out loud

What's a vampires favorite fruit? shrug
A Blood Orange? thinking
Nope. A Necktarine! big laugh

Why won't the witch take a ride when she is angry? shrug
She's afraid she'll fly off the handle. laugh out loud

Tinkerbell- Dreamette#14

Mittens
 
 
Purred: Tue Oct 25, '11 8:22am PST 
MOL! laugh out loudlaugh out loudapplausebig laughbig laugh Sometimes when mommy get's her broom she say's she going for a ride laugh out loudlaugh out loud

Little Bitty

Little Princess
 
 
Purred: Thu Oct 27, '11 4:35am PST 
laugh out loudThat's funny Tinkerbell. I wish my meowmy could ride a broom. I'd get my treats a lot quicker!

Here's a few more silly ones...

What's a ghosts favorite game at parties? thinking
Hide and shriek! laugh out loud

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat? shrug
When you're a mouse! cat on moon

What do you call a chubby Jack-o-Latern? thinking
A Plumpkin! laugh out loud dancing

Tinkerbell- Dreamette#14

Mittens
 
 
Purred: Thu Oct 27, '11 10:01am PST 
laugh out loudlaugh out loud Love the mousie one big laugh

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