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Little Princess

Purred: Tue Oct 11, '11 4:59pm PST


	Effurry kitty like a good joke. We used to have a joke thread and it was quite popular. I was looking back through it and found some furry cute jokes that Erni had posted fur Halloween: Where does a ghost go on saturday night? anywhere he can boo-gie!!! What do ghost say when something is really neat? Ghoul! Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos!! Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? He had no body to dance with! Why is a ghost such a messy eater? Because he is always goblin! What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebbed! What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes? A cereal killer! Happy Halloween kitty kats!

Feral No More!

Purred: Tue Oct 11, '11 5:09pm PST


	LOL Little Bitty! Thanks for the laughs!!

Little Princess

Purred: Fri Oct 14, '11 6:27pm PST


	What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? Ghoul-aid!!! What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? Wrap!!!!! Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Feral No More!

Purred: Sat Oct 15, '11 3:57pm PST


	Little Bitty, you are one funny fur!!

Mittens

Purred: Sun Oct 16, '11 10:57am PST

Little Princess

Purred: Mon Oct 17, '11 7:52pm PST


	Than you Shadow and Tinkerbell. Glad you liked those. Here are a couple more fur Halloween: What is a ghost's favorite Halloween treat? Boo-Boo Gum What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebbed Why was the ghost arrested? For haunting without a license. What's Count Dracula's favorite landmark? The Vampire State Building What's Dracula's favorite holiday? Fangsgiving

Feral No More!

Purred: Tue Oct 18, '11 6:57am PST


	Where do you come up with them? They're terrific - and it's good to start the day with some laughs!

Mittens

Purred: Tue Oct 18, '11 10:49am PST


	It's good at mid-day too Thank you Little-Bitty

Little Princess

Purred: Tue Oct 18, '11 8:25pm PST


	Thanks effurryone. I'm glad you like them. ((not too corny I hope)) Here are a few more: What was the little witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling What did the Ghosts serve the guests at their dinner party? Spooketti Why wouldn't the mummy go on vacation? He was afraid he might relax and unwind.