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♥- Angel - ♥

Kissy-face ...- wiggle paws
 
 
Purred: Sun Oct 18, '09 9:03pm PST
Meowlo efurrrykit cheer

it's time for FUN !!!

post your funniest joke, riddle, cartoon, pic or video to become TKC's "Jokestar of the Week " dancing

efurrry week the topic will change & Admin will pick a winner & it could be YOU !!!

if you can't think of anything, do some Googling wink

This week's topic is WITCHES ... Boo !!!

and to get things started, here's mine:

1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ?
2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too laugh out loud

*norty smilez*

Angel cloud 9 A-Hahahahaaaa !!!

♥- Mason- ♥

Slinky, soft,- smoochy, snaky, - that's me
 
 
Purred: Mon Oct 19, '09 1:36am PST
ok, here's my joke:



What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?


Ivy. thinking

♥- Merlin- ♥

Zzzzzzzz ...- food ...- zzzzzzzzz
 
 
Purred: Mon Oct 19, '09 1:41am PST
Groaning at Mason's joke ... eek

try this one on furrr size:


What is a witch's favourite TV show?

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Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous wink


Twix- (Forever- Missed)

Mrs. Chinacat - Alfie's Wifey -
 
 
Purred: Mon Oct 19, '09 11:05am PST
Funny jokes, Angel, Mason, Merlin! laugh out loud

Here's one.....

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?

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Because they don't have any body to go out with... laugh out loud

Flower

little toughie
 
 
Purred: Mon Oct 19, '09 11:27am PST
In going with the theme

What is a ghost's favorite flavor?

Boooberryhappy dance

Felix

Felix the Lap- Cat
 
 
Purred: Mon Oct 19, '09 4:11pm PST
Do witches stay home on weekends?

No. They go away for a spell.

laugh out loudlaugh out loudlaugh out loud

Critter- (1983-1999)

Terror of the- Vet's Office
 
 
Purred: Mon Oct 19, '09 4:12pm PST
What does a witch ask for when she is in a hotel?

Broom service.

laugh out loudlaugh out loudlaugh out loud

Maggie

Princess Snow- Belle
 
 
Purred: Mon Oct 19, '09 5:19pm PST
I don't have any jokes , but I sure love reading them!! You cats are sure funny!
My daddy is a great jokester ( some would say very silly- has anyone seen the video of him singing to my tail???) Anyway ... I will ask him for a joke and bring it back !!big grin

Edited by author Mon Oct 19, '09 5:20pm PST


Eddie

703052
 
 
Purred: Thu Oct 22, '09 5:23am PST
Hellooo everyone

It's the bells here...

We cheated and went into www.google.co.uk as we couldn't think of a joke but anyways here it is...

What happens if you see twin witches?
= You won't be able to see which witch is witch!

Loadsa love n hugs to everyone, take care and keep safe
The bell family xoxox

Maggie

Princess Snow- Belle
 
 
Purred: Thu Oct 22, '09 4:10pm PST
Daddy let me down- he said he had no witch jokes and so he told Mama to look on the intercatnet.

So here is one we found:

Why is the air so clean on Halloween Night?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky!laugh out loud

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