|Purred: Sun Dec 8, '13 4:50pm PST |
The frumpy ruffle looked crummy but yummie enough to cause enmity in the other women. It caused a mighty stir amongst the women. The frumpy ruffle made their thighs look too big! So a very large group of Tigers ran through and grabbed the frumpy ruffle. Frumpy ruffle in paws, the tigers staged a dramatic dress-up, although they had not planned to let a frumpy ruffle detain them. All the tigers looked so quaint in their frumpy but yummie ruffles. Then they all picked out some paints and some tinsel. But they need to watch out for the bees so no one gets stung because it stings. To keep anyone from getting hurt, they decided to SPRINT out of there! They sprinted for half-a-mile without breaking their stride!
At that point, they became aware of their strange ATTIRE. They also became aware that they were being watched by a sprite who was hiding underneath a nearby bush.
The sprite began laughing at the frumpy ruffles, so the tigers pulled out a PISTOL and shot at her! Oh No!! All the animals setting on the STOOPS will help!!
The animals on the STOOPS had to consider: what OPTION did they have?? They were not sure what option they should try but they knew that they had to take ACTION soon.
As they sat under the oak tree, cogitating, it suddenly hit them: ACORNS!! The animals on the STOOPS could throw ACORNS at the sprite! As they were gathering their acorns, suddenly along came a huge bird with talons extended! The animals on the STOOPS stopped gathering ACORNS to laugh at the huge bird: she was wearing a SARONG. Just as they were laughing at the bird in the sarong, along came another big bird and she was wearing a thong!
However, everyone stopped laughing when the sprite, who'd escaped the bullet, stepped out from under the bush - wearing black GOTHIC clothing and scowling.
The tiger in charge shouted to the other animals, "I think we must run from the sprite! It may seem cowardly, but we have no other choice! Our only CHANCE is to run away! Quick! Grab the handle on that gate and make a run for it! With that, the animals streamed through the gate, out into the frozen tundra! Even though the tiger "dreads" going out on the tundra, he knew that it was the best choice to make.
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