JoKeR oF tHe WeEk! (Oct 6)

  
Oreo

Wild man
 
 
Purred: Mon Oct 6, '08 6:05am PST 
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.


"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"


"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"

eek

CATegory: Halloween!! hamster dance

Lucy

I'm not done- playing!
 
 
Purred: Mon Oct 6, '08 6:15am PST 
big laugh Good one, Oreo!

Lucy

I'm not done- playing!
 
 
Purred: Mon Oct 6, '08 6:17am PST 
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...

What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...

What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...

What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...


Oreo

Wild man
 
 
Purred: Mon Oct 6, '08 8:02am PST 
Scare spray! tee hee hee happy dance

Good ones Lucy!!

Felix - In Loving- Memory

Felix the Lap- Cat
 
 
Purred: Mon Oct 6, '08 7:34pm PST 
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.

He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.

By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward.

Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.

By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward.

Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music.

"Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's just decomposing!"

Lucy

I'm not done- playing!
 
 
Purred: Tue Oct 7, '08 6:41am PST 
big laugh Good one, Felix!

Catalina

Queen Bean
 
 
Purred: Wed Oct 8, '08 6:34am PST 
Oh those are good, mol.