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Everyone! You MUST go to my GREAT Catster Plus photo album and see my "flaming words HMPH". It's the cat's pajamas!
Speaking of pajamas, I don't know who Mommi thinks she is, but she had better watch it! (for those who do not know, my second motto is Everyone Had Better Watch Out! You can see by my face I mean it, too. Anyways, Mommi spent the whole day yesterday in her pajamas! I decided to go about the house howling, going into her bedroom and howling, following her to the bathroom and howling, because I wanted my Albacore Tuna in Spring Water! *hmph* (see?) So today I start my howling early---Mommi didn't sleep all night till 5:30 as she has a bad case of coldness or something, and she coughs and sneezes and wheezes, but STILL, I was determined to get MY TUNA! She finally gave me some, after I left half of my breakfast uneaten. I say if the Big Eyes don't work, incessant howling almost always will! (*heehee*)
So today at least she put some clothes on. I mean instead of pajamas.
OK, in Inter-Galactic News, The The Alien-Nebelungs TEMPORARILY have us in a bind. Fear not, we shall prevail (any details are top-secret sorry....)
We are going to get the bad thunderstorms again this afternoon. Mommi says she cannot understand how she has managed to live here at least---er....35 years with our crazy weather.
That's all for now!
Greatly, APJ ("Joe") Thunderbear (The Great), Ace Reporter, The Daily Tattle-Rag
Well, yesterday I really got meowmy good! First, I kept her up half the night hacking. Not just any old hacking though....I actually puked every third or fourth time. AND I was hiding while doing it, so Meowmy had to get up and find me. It was a great game! Then, I made sure to leave a hairball in the open, that she stepped in! Yay me!
Meowmy then proceeded to stay home from work yesterday to watch me and pet me and make sure I was well cared for. So of course, I didn't puke anymore. I did manage to hide one spot that she hasn't found yet!!!
Beyond my gastric events, meowmy is hiding treats in her closet. SHE says they are for Chaucer's birthday on Saturday, but I KNOW they're really for me. Chaucer is just an excuse!
It is sunny and warm out today, so I believe I shall lounge in my front window, where I can smell the catnip growing!
Tyson is a big fat liar! Meowmie is buying those treats for me me me and I will NOT share! He's just cranky because of the events yesterday where he ALMOST went to the vet.
Yay me, I'll be one on Saturday! Woo hoo! Hopefully, I'll grow up big and strong so I can step on Tyson and kick him around the house like he does me! Just kidding, big brother!
Chaucer, WOOT! - But Tyson, are you SICK sick, or just hairball sick? That is a lot of tossing your kibbles for one little cat.
So now, I foresee a giant brouhaha (we love this word) over the hidden treats. I say whoever can get to 'em first should have 'em! --well, in food-fight situations, this is how I see it!
Now, Tyson, are you ok?
Concernedly,
Joe (The Great)
PS: Where in heck have yous guys been, also???? Hmmm??? (that is
a drive-by guilting! (did it work?)
Joe
Chaucer, Happy Almost Birthday,! Is there going to be a party?? What WE want to know, Tyson, is how did you find out about this very SECRET cache of treats?
One of my hiding spots was in meowmy's closet. I climbed up a dress and found the treats!
I'm better. Once I got rid of the second hair ball, i stopped puking and it was just a little more hacking. Once meowmy got me to drink some water, I stopped hacking all together. Maybe I just needed to get the taste out of my mouth!
We've just been hiding out from the scary aliens. The nubulala force or whatever. Really, daddy has been hogging the computer and not typing for us! He says we are too talkative with him already!
But meowmy has stolen control of the computer back (at least for now).
(And the drive-by guilting worked well. Don't make me drive by hmph you!)
Joe, you're a boy after my own heart! TUNA TUNA TUNA!!! (although I prefer light tuna ) Let's have a howling contest. The first one to drive our mommy completely batty with our howling for tuna wins! No rules on how to do it. If it works, use it!
Now I ask, what's the prize? The fun of driving our mommies nuts or tuna effuryday for a month? (or both?)
Nothing much happening today. A beautiful warm and sunny day. No aliens in sight.
That storm had better stay away from y'all! (However HAVE you guys managed to live there for 35 years?! We'd be too scared to live where you live. )
Midnight Son The Supreme- Grandmaster- Pukemeister
Purred: Tue May 13, '08 7:12pm PST
HMPH...
Tuesday report from PA...Better late than never..It will soon be Wednesday but here I am...
Joe..Your hmph is well flaming!!!!!
So your Mom stayed in her pj's so what.....At least she was home with you..My Mom left me here with Pops all day to change the little human's litter box and brush my cousins..I am a sleek black panther and she came home covered in grey cat hair...How appalling...I on the other hand am waiting for my daily brushing which she did not have time to do this morning..But she did give me my Tempting tuna before she left and has fed me after she finally got home....
Tyson...You have oudone yourself...Way to go buddy...Multiple pukes in multiple places....Seriously I am glad that you got them all out of your system....As to the treats if you find them they are yours....
Chaucer an early happy birthday...
A howling contest..I personally yoller rather than howl..Does that count?? Especially if said yollering is done at 3 or 4 am when Mom is trying to sleep??? My current favorite food is tempting tuna grill...Mom stocked up on it so I think I will soon be bored with it and demand somethig else like the Tiki Cat that she has not ordered for me in several weeks..Not fair...
I hope you did not get any bad storms..It was warm and suuny here..Pops opened my window for me so I could get some fresh air and watch the birdies outside..There is a bird building its nest in the rose bush on our front porch...
Not much else going on here...I think it is about time to chase my laser light...
No aliens in sight here....
Respectfully submitted...Midnight Son The Supreme Grandmaster Pukemeister
Midnight Sun, yowling counts, so you're in the contest! So does puking. That means Tyson and my sisfur KC can enter. And there's a grand prize for whoever can howl or yowl and puke at the same time!
(Contest rules exclude all aliens and their families and agents of said aliens and/or employees working for said aliens and/or agents).
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I mean instead of pajamas.
Then, I made sure to leave a hairball in the open, that she stepped in! Yay me! 
Meowmie is buying those treats for me me me and I will NOT share! 
That is a lot of tossing your kibbles for one little cat.
--well, in food-fight situations, this is how I see it!
Maybe I just needed to get the taste out of my mouth! 
) Let's have a howling contest. The first one to drive our mommy completely batty with our howling for tuna wins! No rules on how to do it. If it works, use it! 
Midnight Sun, yowling counts, so you're in the contest! So does puking. That means Tyson and my sisfur KC can enter.