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NO COAL FOR ME!

   
emma

you're not the- boss of me		 
 
Purred: Sun Nov 26, '06 4:54pm PST 
Hey! Here's where you post your sob story and possibly win a rosette from yours truly! Those of you cats that know me know that I am one MEAN kitty and Santa has it in his head to give me COAL for Christmas! Why shouldn't you get coal from Santa this year? Have you been good but no one realizes it? Deep down, as you are beating up on your brother or sister, do you really love them? Are you just misunderstood and deserve a lot of great presents this year??? Tell me why - the best story wins a rosette from me!

Patrick

fat cats are- where its at		 
 
Purred: Tue Nov 28, '06 5:58pm PST 
The Wretched Oppression of Hunky Orange Tabby........

Where does one start......I live in a house of women....and that includes the hired help (aka- my so called typist/can-openner/ box cleaner- who I keep having to remind that she is replacable) -as well as my two adopted sisters.

In other words estrogen everywhere!


I mean I'm guy - so what if I don't always bury my...........you know. Is it worth making a federal case becasue of it?

And here I am trying to keep the house looking and smelling its very best at all times and what does the hired-help do when she is expecting guests.......she CLEANS.

I mean how is a guy supposed to his presence known?

Then there is this d*et thing- I mean I am NOT fat!

I am all muscle baby!

Seems though the vet (who no surprise is also a female) thinks I am getting "plump" ( as she was saying the p-word I was busy trying to scratch her eyes out but thats another story).

Thank goodness Belly Girl was also told not to put on any more weight or I would have really had to put my paw down.

Then there is the whole "sharing thing"-I have to share everything around here from my (now restricted) food rations, to my to bath tub (BTW can any of you cats out there explain to me why humans insist on using that shower thing to bathe when they have perfectly good tongues) to my couch, my blanky and my **sniff** old sock (I'm looking at you Bianca).

I mean come on emma- name one cat who has it tougher then moi?

Your pal in being misunderstood,
Patrick
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emma

you're not the- boss of me		 
 
Purred: Fri Dec 1, '06 4:48pm PST 
You're right. The contest ends right here. Patrick is the WINNER! Not only is he the coolest and toughest of all cats, but he does it all with dignity. Patrick knows he is the king and deserves the No Coal for Me rosette. Thanks for playing bud. I love ya. And I don't say that to many (if any) cats.
Emma