Joke of the Day!

  
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Dino

Bambino!
 
 
Purred: Wed May 27, '09 11:26am PST 
waveHello Furiends! Today's Joke!wink

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

☠ Angus- ☠

Smelly- Man- Bananas
 
 
Purred: Wed May 27, '09 8:17pm PST 
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Molly

Once your friend- always your- friend
 
 
Purred: Thu May 28, '09 8:59am PST 
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Dino

Bambino!
 
 
Purred: Thu May 28, '09 9:53am PST 
waveHi Furiends! What a Beautiful Day! Today's Joke!big grin

Safe to swim here?
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.

"The sharks got 'em."

♥ Delia- ♥

Baby- Girl
 
 
Purred: Thu May 28, '09 6:02pm PST 
big laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laughDino you make us laugh every day

Dino

Bambino!
 
 
Purred: Fri May 29, '09 8:37am PST 
waveHi Furiends! Delia glad you like the jokes! I thought this one was pretty good!big grin

Had any accidents?
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.

"Ever have an accident?"

"Nope, nary a one."

"None? You've never had any accidents."

"Nope. Ain't never had one. Never."

"Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"

"Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."

Dino

Bambino!
 
 
Purred: Sat May 30, '09 8:34am PST 
waveHi Furiends! Todays Joke!big grin

Making a bet at a bar
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.

"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

Miniboot

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Purred: Sat May 30, '09 3:11pm PST 
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☠ Angus- ☠

Smelly- Man- Bananas
 
 
Purred: Sat May 30, '09 9:25pm PST 
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Dino

Bambino!
 
 
Purred: Sun May 31, '09 7:08am PST 
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The wife is not speaking to me
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.

"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."

The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.

"Yeah, except today is the last night."

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