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Violett, our Nebelung Tiger/Huntress Battlecat for the Ages, tried to stalk and kill Mommi's sister Viki's automobile! Mommi and Viki were visiting yesterday afternoon, as Viki had come down to S'field from Chicago to visit fam. Suddenly we all heard her van's alarm go off! We went outside, and there was Violett, standing behind the GIANT van-like creature. Violett was all puffed out and wide-eyed and staring beneath the car. It was apparent Vi had jumped up on the vehicle , as is her habit with autos, to lie on the roof and rest. After all, it was pretty tall and she could see alot. When the alarm went off, she must have jumped down in, well-- in ALARM!! As Viki and Mommi watched, Violett moved very slowly around the car, in stalking mode, obviously seeking the beast's vulnerable point. Mommi and Viki were cracking up, complete with gleeful thigh-slapping and loud guffaws of delight . Violett ignored them and kept stalking, viewing the underside of the car, because as we all know, the underside of any animal is very vulnerable to attack by a predator. Finding no suitable attack area, Vi then stood up on her hind legs and peered in by the exhaust pipe and around the rear tire.. She then continued her stalking, her legs moving in ultra-slow motion. Each time she lifted a leg she paused it in midair, maintaining her fluffed-out appearance!
Mommi and Viki could take it no longer, the mirth level being too high, and retreated to the house. When Viki eventually went out to her vehicle to get in in and go home, she found the auto still alive and with no obvious injuries. O. Thunderbear, the Daily Tattle-Rag PS: If anyone needs me, I will be hiding in Mommi's closet, under the shoes....
Hmm not a beast that the Great Black and White Hunter has ever met. Mew has met smaller varieties of these strange transport beasts and even one called a van but no alarms. Hmmmm doesn't sound like a variety of the species Mew would care to meet.
Okay, Violett, here's what you do. The next time you think that SUV is gonna tresspass in your yard make sure you have a "potato" ready. Then, when none of those "humans" are around, sneak up on the "fiecesome" beast (making sure that's no one is inside) and place the potato "firmly" into the exhaust pipe. The mighty suv might make it a little ways, but it should stop pretty soon. Then you take it's jack, take off one of it's tires and roll it home to the living room as your trophy. Or you could just hire another catto do it for you and you could stay home and sleep.
Daisy Mae - Well, it was new to me, that's for sure.
Reanan - sounds like an excellent idea. After all, I can hire somecat to carry out your suggestions, and get my beauty sleep.
As for Opie Thunderbear: *Hmmmph!!* (note the three "m's", a sign of outright derision. Oh, and also, when I find 'im:
Also, to my last post for not going, and hopefully I have thrung it into visibility!
Violett the Great
PS: I do love my Opiekins, but all men need a good thrummeling now and then, and men, make sure you know the meaning of "thrummeling" and don't get the wrong idea.....
Meowmie wants to know why mew didn't ask fur it's proof that it was a recessionary creature. She calls them Affidavits cos she always wants proof the purrson really needed the thing.
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Violett, our Nebelung Tiger/Huntress Battlecat for the Ages, tried to stalk and kill Mommi's sister Viki's automobile! Mommi and Viki were visiting yesterday afternoon, as Viki had come down to S'field from Chicago to visit fam. Suddenly we all heard her van's alarm go off! We went outside, and there was Violett, standing behind the GIANT van-like creature. Violett was all puffed out and wide-eyed and staring beneath the car. It was apparent Vi had jumped up on the vehicle 
Then you take it's jack, take off one of it's tires and roll it home to the living room as your trophy.
Or you could just hire another catto do it for you and you could stay home and sleep.
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