 Purred: Mon Sep 22, '08 9:23am PST |
 | |  | | Good Afternoon Students....we have rather a large class today....I am very pleased with the attendance.........
Now, Firstly....Titch please leave Simon Hedges alone..OK he smells of elderberries but that is no excuse to bop him on the head every five minutes......
Kaya Skye and Shyloh Paige......I am sorry but you must learn to speak before you can do the 'silent meouw' correctly.....we will all practice the' loud meouw' in a minute.......
Churrah ......please show us 'Banquo's Ghost'.........thank you.....that is most impressive.........do you think there is any way you can adapt that to help us all understand the 'silent meouw'?
Peter Fountain, Benny and Charmaine.....so glad to see you all in the class........Now Miss Tambolina will show off her best bonnet, just for you, Peter....here she is.......modelling her new green bonnet with holes for the ears so they can stick up straight and proud........
NOW related to this....I must tell you that we have a new student, Lucy Mae by name....yes, yes....she is a doggit!!! But a very well behaved doggit and she will now be modelling Miss Tambolina's green bonnet.....(look at those ears....have you ever seen anything so....so.....something!!!!!)
Right, now all stand in line.....Lucy Mae at the end...Titch....Titch.....you're doing it again....stop bopping Simon Hedges.........
Now, all at one time .....MEOUW...........Kaya Skye and Shyloh Paige that was quite good.......I'm sorry Lucy Mae...I have to tell you that that was a whine...NOT a Meouw......never mind......I'm sure you will do better in future.......
I think homework must be practicing the LOUD meouw first....and then, if you have time, going on to trying the soft meouw (a step between the loud meouw and the silent meouw)
We are doing alright.....but remember students we still have the ventriloquist's meouw to learn, also the screech and the hiss and the spit to do this term, as well as the bona fide Meaningful Meouw.......just work hard and practice as much as you can.......
I look forward to seeing you at the next lesson......
(Come along, Tambolina....stop making eyes at the students.........especially that Peter Fountain...........)
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