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B is for "Beautifulest kitty in the world", my Miracle ( Billy Joe Thunderbear)
ooooops.....um, well C is for "Charmng", as in "Miracle is the Charmingest kitty in the world).....you guys, 'member I'm new at this.....
F is for Frame, as in:
"Billy Joe, you are picking up Joe Thunderbear's brand of English, i.e., "yous guys".----- Frame laddie or it's door! Friggen 'ell!
Don't ya know 'e's short o' more 'an galluses? He is also right gormless!"
H is for hilarous - which mum thought it was when I slipped in my paddling pool and was flailing about like an upturned turtle. I jumped out quickly and washed myself furiously 'cos I felt so embarrassed! Love the Yorkshireisms Joe - Yes, you'd better frame thissen or your mommy'll hev yur guts fur garters!
Alfie! I may be a mere kitling, but I'm kittle and kwick!
And guess what else I know---Violett and my Daddy Joe Thunderbear were livving ovver t'brush and their poor kitlins all went to the brig o' dread, but it's actually a happy place so it's ok. Daddy thinks I'm gettin' too big for my britches 'n by gum (or by Ned---Ozarkianism), he's a bit cheeky, but 'e's no rapscallion! He loves me!
What letter are we on?---
Billy the Kitlin
(as my human grandma says, "The apple sure didn't fall from the tree"---meaning I'm just like my Daddy. I think he's my real Daddy 'cos he was out sowin' oats for four days and five nights, and----here I am!---
I just this minute gave mommie a big hairball present only she ran to get some paper towels and cleaned it up. I tried to leave it on her glass topped table but she caught me and put me on the floor. Not fair! She thought something was wrong when I didn't eat my Fancy Feast this morning. Guess I have room for it now!
Purrs,
Annie
Annie, I think it's the hairball season here too, we're all moulting with the warm weather and that means hairball puke everywhere - usually on a colour of the carpet that blends in with it, so mum always treads in it. Billy Beautiful tha's now a reet yorkshir lad! Gotta go now Queenie's gawpin at ma 'cos she's fair famished and er belly thinks her throat's bin cut.
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I tried to leave it on her glass topped table but she caught me and put me on the floor. Not fair! She thought something was wrong when I didn't eat my Fancy Feast this morning. Guess I have room for it now!