If I had some catnip
I'd sniff it in the morning
I'd roll around all evening
All over this house
My eyes would be glassy
And I would be smiling
Id even hug my brother and my sister
All over this house
I'm gassy
I'm the one who clears the room
When my bum gives a little toot
That's right, I can make you plug your nose
And that's right, you don't wanna be smellin' those
Now, in my defense, I haven't really been gassy in a long time, but when I am, it's pretty bad.