Purred: Wed Nov 29, '06 1:09pm PST |
 |  |  |  | Heer are all the things I wunt for Krissmiss:
Ferst of all, I'd like eether a moterized stroler or a car. I like driving, and I'm pritty good at it. It shood be eether pink or red. With seet warmers.
And I'd like lots of Wysong's Daily Dream Treets.
I'd like a kittin to play with becuz my big bruther Mao and Rocky are stodgie old geezers. And even tho Tripper the psyko stray cat is my age, he's abowt three times bigger, and very agressiv and rabunkshus and if he got neer me he wood eet me or shake me till he braked my skinny nek.
I wood like Rocky's pee problims to go away.
I wood like to win Catster's Werld's Koolest Cat Kontest becuz then we cood git sum helth inshurinse for Rocky.
I wood like a gest spot on the Ellen Deejenerus Show.
Kyoot clothes. Pink, of korse.
I wood like a book on how to git a gerlfrend.
Oh, and werld peese. |  |  |  |  |
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