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Speedy

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Purred: Tue Oct 31, '06 5:31am PST 
Mom tolded da giz at her werk about da vishus deer an hadded dem reed da pamflet and daze now werking on vishus deer blinder spray. Da sez it will werk lik pepper spray only it will temp-or-arily blind da deer so da kitty can run away an hide. A lot of dem giz at her werk are gonna go next month and kill da deer too. So's da defenz con-trakt-ors is werkin fur ar side. Yay!
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Skeezix

I'm- Skeezalicious!
 
 
Purred: Tue Oct 31, '06 4:30pm PST 
REMINDER!!!!!

Be sooper carefull of trikker treeters coming to yer howse tonite. They cood be vishus deer dressing up as trikker treeters as a rooze to git into yer howse and eet yoo. (As if Halloween isn't terryfying enuf!)

If anybuddy spots any vishus deer trying to pull this stunt, pleeze take pikchurs and report it heer! And if yer lukkey enuf to have Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt, it's best if yoo spray ferst, and ask qweschuns after!
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Violet

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Purred: Tue Oct 31, '06 4:59pm PST 
Whew, I'm glad we got that warning, Skeezix, cause we didn't even think about the tricks those vishus deer will do in order to get the treat of a juicy young cat.

I'm stayin' away from the door!
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Po

I'm ready to- party!
 
 
Purred: Tue Oct 31, '06 5:05pm PST 
Thanks Skeezix, we have been very careful so far, mom's been on the lookout and so far hasn't seen any vishus deer lurking about when she gets the door to give out treets. I am worried about vishus raccoons though, there have been a lot around the nayborhood lately. Just the other day they took the garbage and dragged it across the yard. I shudder to think that it might have been me, a young joosy cat. I think I need vishus raccoon repellant too.
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Rocky the- Gutter Cat

Time for a nap!
 
 
Purred: Wed Nov 1, '06 9:52pm PST 
Send me all yer munney, Po, and we'll ship owt sum Vishus Rakoon Repelunt. It's the same as the Vishus Deer Repelunt, but we're pritty shur it'll werk good on coons, too. It's just that we spent all of owr R&D munney on nip and loose wimmin (don't tell Sadie), so we haven't bin abul to test it on coons.
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Sadie

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Purred: Thu Nov 2, '06 10:30am PST 
Don't tell Sadie wut, dat yoo had nip and dint share. Da uffer dunt bofur me, daddy says I wuz a loose woman. *whispers*I haf childrun. Yup, yoo herd rite, I had a litter afore mom gots me and fixed whut werent broke.
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Violet

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Purred: Thu Nov 2, '06 2:03pm PST 
I'm very afraid for Louis LeBeau. Read his diary entry of September 11.

And look at what he saw in his yard - Vishus, I tell you!

I pmailed Louis and told him vishus deer eat juicy young cats. I don't think he knew this before. He knows now!
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Hondo

FRESH WATER! I- KNEAD- FRESH WATER!
 
 
Purred: Thu Nov 2, '06 6:37pm PST 
Wow all these stories are purrrrty scary!! I will admit we're fortunate to have NOT seen these vishus deer ::scratches on scratching post:: Our pawrents have seen them late at night. But I only go outside with our pawrents, and our dad is our body guard.

I might look into this vishus deer repelant just in case though! Might be good furrrr a holiday gift!!!
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Louis LeBeau-

I love- my fork-
 
 
Purred: Fri Nov 3, '06 7:29am PST 
I am here in this group now to gather information. I had heard stories of these vishus deer from time to time through the grapevine. I have had kinda close contact with deer in my yard while out walking with my mom. Once they look at me, they run away as fast as they can. That's what made me feel like the Mighty Hunter. So what do you make of them doing that? Do I have a natural deer repellant on me or something??
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Mao

I wish I were an- only child.
 
 
Purred: Fri Nov 3, '06 12:27pm PST 
Wow, Louis, we mite wunt to studdy yer body kemistry to see if yoo pozess natchurul vishus deer repelunts. If yoo cood drop by Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt Lab, we'd be happy to purrform sum free ixperimints on yoo. We're lokayted on the hill over the lake next to the big forest --- and there are three bloo masheens owt in frunt. Yoo can drop in anytime.
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