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Mao - I'M GFL!

I wish I were an- only child.
 
 
Purred: Fri Oct 27, '06 3:11pm PST 
Rocky, whut in the sam hill do yoo think yer doing???? We can't be giving away Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt to evry gerl cat hoo casts a glanse at yoo!!!!! We'll have to take it owt of the R&D bujit for Mao & Rocky's Vishus Rakoon Repelunt, and that will set us bak weeks!
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N'bikay

Natural Born- Killer
 
 
Purred: Fri Oct 27, '06 7:18pm PST 
I am so glad that Jack posted that educayshunal pamphlet.

Mao--I am trying too find sum munney but I think the humans hide it. I have sum half eaten fishy toys and a stash of refrijerator magnets. But come to think of it--we live on the third floor--can vishus deer get us up here?
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Groucho- Kitty

Meow! that means- ARF in pup talk!- MOL
 
 
Purred: Fri Oct 27, '06 7:59pm PST 
Meowwwwww! this sure is important informashun!
thank yew awl four letting me get informed on these dangers.
I do have a queston....

What about those striped furry dawgish thangs? The smelly ones..I think they r kalled skunks??? What about dem?
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Violet

Flower Power
 
 
Purred: Fri Oct 27, '06 8:54pm PST 
It rained all day here. The vishus deer don't like the rain. So, what you need to do until you get your Vishus Deer Repelant is to start praying to the rain gods.

Let it rain, let it rain!
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~*Libby- Marie*~

Im loved to the- ends of the- earth!		 
 
Purred: Sat Oct 28, '06 7:23am PST 
5 deers spotted in our creek last night! They were drinking all the water and kept looking at our house........can deers come into homes to eat kitties?? I need some deer repelent!
Luv,
Libby
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Violet

Flower Power
 
 
Purred: Sat Oct 28, '06 8:50am PST 
The rain stopped this morning.

One deer within eyesight in the backyard. Who knows how many were "hiding" and blending in.

I'd better order a case of Vishus Deer Repelant.

Give it to the man in brown. He knows where I live.
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Skeezix the- Cat

Yep, I'm a diva!
 
 
Purred: Sat Oct 28, '06 10:02am PST 
Groucho Kitty -- Good qweschun! We have skunks. They are even more stinkey then Mao and Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt. But they won't eet yoo. They are kinda scaredy-cats and they they only spray thare stinkey spray win yoo corner 'em --- They won't attak yoo to eet yoo like the vishus deer do. In fakt, if thare are lots of skunks arownd yer howse, that mite even help keep the vishus deer away sinse they don't like to git skunk spray in thare faces wile thare looking for tender yung joosy cats to eet.
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Skeezix the- Cat

Yep, I'm a diva!
 
 
Purred: Sat Oct 28, '06 10:06am PST 
Libby - The vishus deer were probly drinking water owt of a creek becuz they were washing down sum tender yung joosy cats they'd just eeten. After they eet cats they need to drink a LOT of water, otherwize the fur stiks in thare throtes. The good news is, win thare drinkin all that water they probly don't poze much of a thret becuz thare full.... but they git hungrey agin reel fast!
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Mao - I'M GFL!

I wish I were an- only child.
 
 
Purred: Sat Oct 28, '06 10:08am PST 
Violet - We're owt of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt rite now becuz that stoopid Rocky desided to GIVE a case to his gerlfrend Sadie. Sheesh. I don't know win we'll have more in stok.
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One-Eyed- Jack

I DON'T like- SNOW!		 
 
Purred: Sat Oct 28, '06 1:06pm PST 
Mr. Echo, my Opposable Thumb Wench tells me I'm so cute she could eat me all up, too. Sometimes, she even gets her face all up in my belly and makes gnawing noises and tells me she's eaten my guts.

But you know, she's been doing that all my life and I'm 10 years old now, so I don't think she really will. I doubt your person will either.

Now the vishus deer are another matter. I think a can of Mao and Rocky's Vishus Deer Repellent is a Good Idea, and I'm probably going to get a can myself, as soon as I can figure out if I'm allowed to ship it across the border.

Speedy, the Vishus Deer Repellent is a good idea, but a good sword is always handy.
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