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The Vishus Deer Nayburhood Watch Groop

  
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Mao

I wish I were an- only child.
 
 
Purred: Thu Oct 26, '06 12:48pm PST
Wow, Speedy, yer a vary brave and manly cat! But why wood yoo need a viking deer-slaying sord if yoo carried MAO & ROCKY'S VISHUS DEER REPELUNT???


Speedy

Speedy-0 to 60- in .005 secs
 
 
Purred: Thu Oct 26, '06 2:05pm PST
Yoor rite. I wood lik to ordur 3 cans. Send dem to the creem culurd howse wit da brown trim, rite befor da curv, by da big pine tree. I will pay yoo fur dem wit momma credit card, jus as soon as she's not lookin and I can steel it.

Po

I'm ready to- party!
 
 
Purred: Thu Oct 26, '06 5:50pm PST
Thanks for the invite Skeezix. Looks like I got here just in time to learn about the vishus deer. Mom saw some deer not too far from here in the ravine near our house. She thought they looked cute. But after reading Jack's pamphlet, I am convinced now that it's a sneaky trick, one that can only be played by vishus deer. And at the cottage, where she often takes me, there are vishus deer AND vishus mooses!! There is even a reindeer/elk farm near the cottage!!! Vishus reindeer!!! Vishus elk!!! I'd better watch out, there are four joosy cats here, and I am the youngest and joosiest. Thanks for the tips. I'd better get me some of that vishus deer repellent too.

Edited by author Fri Oct 27, '06 5:06pm PST


Mr. Echo

Littelschitt
 
 
Purred: Thu Oct 26, '06 9:06pm PST
I'm a small young joosy kitty myself. I nearly fainted when I red what Skeezix told us and I tee teed a little when I saw Jack's blog. Okay, I tee teed a LOT! My sister Nikki, the old and stringy one, says there is a big field at the end of our street and wild animals are somtimes seen there. Vishus deer maybe?

Aunt Sissy's funny talkin guy frend is going to go shoot vishus deer next month. I hope he gets them all, those stinkin' evil things!

Be watchin the male for my money order. Send me two cans. Mr. Echo, red brick house on the street named for a boat down from where vishus deer might be in Texas.

Skeezix the- Cat

I'm- Skeezalicious!
 
 
Purred: Thu Oct 26, '06 10:20pm PST
Yoo know, Mr Echo, I think yer probly abowt the yungest joosiest cat in FOS! Maybe we shood rank all the FOS members in order of likeleyhood that they'll git eeten by vishus deer! That way they'll know how vijilint they have to be.


Speedy

Speedy-0 to 60- in .005 secs
 
 
Purred: Fri Oct 27, '06 6:13am PST
I'm only 1 year, 1 month and 10 days(hehe) and I's a wopping 16 pownds. But I's tuff and brave but I tink dat da vishus deer wood still find me joosy and deelishus.

Sadie

Sadie Baby
 
 
Purred: Fri Oct 27, '06 6:15am PST
I's 6 yrs and 7 mos. Duz dat make me less deelektibul to da vishus deer? I's hope so, cuz I dunt reely tink we can kownt on Speedy to protekt us.

Princess- Ziporah

Princess- Ziporah, you can- call me Zip
 
 
Purred: Fri Oct 27, '06 6:17am PST
Bah, I'm 9 and haf yers old and no stinkin vishus deer has got me yet. I'm tuff and not so joosy anymore. If da deer kum for me I'll jus feed em Sadie and Speedy and run away. Bwaaahaahaaa.

Mr. Echo

Littelschitt
 
 
Purred: Fri Oct 27, '06 9:35am PST
I'm stayin under the bed til my cans of rapellent get here. Mommy told me today "You're so sweet I could eet you up!"

What a HORRIBEL thing to say!!! Jes horribel...


Rocky the- Gutter Cat

Time for a nap!
 
 
Purred: Fri Oct 27, '06 3:03pm PST
Sadie, sweet Sadie ---
I will never ever let thoze vishus deer git to yoo. I'm gonna send yoo a case of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt just in kase.

Yer twin,
Rocky the Gutter Cat

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