The Vishus Deer Nayburhood Watch Groop

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Skeezix

I'm- Skeezalicious!

Purred: Mon Oct 23, '06 5:49pm PST


	That's exsellint strateejik thinking, Violet, and yer vary brave to offer to try to infiltrate the mobs of vishus deer... but whut if sumthing wint rong? Did yoo ever see the klassik moovey, "Attak of the Killer Tomatoes"? A hyooman trize to infiltrate the tomato klan, and thare sitting arownd a kampfire, and he's waring his tomato costoom, and thare eetin hamboogers, and all is going well until he asks sumwun(that being one of the killer tomatoes) to pass the ketchup. That was the last thing he ever asked anywun to do.

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Gimme- (Guillermo- Hemmingway)

I said, I WANT- MY SNACKIES!!

Purred: Tue Oct 24, '06 1:19pm PST


	Violet, I think Skeezix is right. It's just too risky. I don't know if vishus deer have a keen sense of smell, but seems like they could smell a young juicy cat and know if the kitty was in costume. The ardvaark costume might throw them off long enough for you to make an escape, but they would know right away if they saw a "deer" that smelled like feline. Edited by author Tue Oct 24, '06 3:05pm PST

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Mao

I wish I were an- only child.

Purred: Tue Oct 24, '06 2:03pm PST


	The only reeliabul solooshun is to git yerself sum of "Mao and Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt."

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Rocky the- Angel Cat

Time for a nap!

Purred: Tue Oct 24, '06 2:05pm PST


	Mao's rite. Sinse we've bin carrying arownd Mao and Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt, we have not bin attakt by vishus deer even WUNCE!

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Calvin ~- Knead On

Knead On ~

Purred: Tue Oct 24, '06 7:43pm PST


	There must be some powerful stuff in that can to scare the deer away. Is the major ingredient cat pee?

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Violet

Flower Power

Purred: Wed Oct 25, '06 8:28am PST


	I'm getting very scared. You'd better read this! I need reinforcements. . . . .STAT!!!

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Gimme- (Guillermo- Hemmingway)

I said, I WANT- MY SNACKIES!!

Purred: Wed Oct 25, '06 8:31am PST


	Violet, we are very concerned for your family!!!!!! STAY. IN. THE. HOUSE!!!!!!!! Don't even risk it with the costumes!!! Obviously, the vishus deer are up to something, and they are just waiting for the purrfect opportunity to strike. Please Violet, don't try to be a hero!!

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One-Eyed- Jack

I DON'T like- SNOW!

Purred: Wed Oct 25, '06 3:45pm PST


	I have written an educational pamphlet on "Vishus Deer of the North" to educate and protect young kitties from the vishus deer. You can see it on my blog here: http://jackofallshadesandshadows.blogspot.com/ I urge you all to read it carefully and be very cautious! Violet, if the vishus deer start making a move on your house, call me. I will teleport right over with my vishus deer-slaying sword Hreinarsbana, and protect you and your house! Jack

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Violet

Flower Power

Purred: Wed Oct 25, '06 5:24pm PST


	Jack - your pamphlet couldn't have come at a better time. Six deer this morning - what will it be tomorrow! I'm just glad I'm not farther north cause those big reindeer look really vishus. I hope you're careful up in Canada!

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Speedy

Speedy-0 to 60- in .005 secs

Purred: Wed Oct 25, '06 6:18pm PST


	I needs to gets me a vishus deer killin sord like Jack. I have 2 sisfurs to protekt! Tho, we hafint seen deer in our yard they haf been spotted jus a little ways frum heer by the river! I's stayin vijilint to protekt da gerl kitties in my fambly.

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