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Madison Le- Chat

MAD girl
 
 
Purred: Thu Jan 11, '07 5:41am PST 
Update: I saw a vichus deer last night and it had only 1/2 rack of horns! He must of been in a fight! I tried not to stare at him too long. I did not want to look at his laser beam eyes!
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Rocky the- Gutter Cat

Time for a nap!
 
 
Purred: Thu Jan 11, '07 8:51am PST 
Madison, I think it's far more likely that the vishus deer lost haff of its horns becuz it skewered TOO MANY tender yung joosy cats at one time and the wate of all the skewered cats kawzd its horns to fall off.

Sownds like yoo need Mao & Rocky's (TM) Vishus Deer Repelunt!

Edited by author Thu Jan 11, '07 8:52am PST

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Cauliflower

Don't worry, be- happy.
 
 
Purred: Fri Jan 12, '07 11:11am PST 
I've ben working hard as part of my vishus deer nayburhood watch groop. I've been sleepin in front ov the window with one eye open jus in case they go by. Fiesta Cat says I'm being a silly little gurl becuz we live in the citee, but I say that you can never bee too careful. Mommy put a piktur on my page of me on my watch.
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Skeezix the- Cat

I'm- Skeezalicious!
 
 
Purred: Fri Jan 12, '07 12:27pm PST 
Cauliflower, thare's a roomer going arownd that yoo akshully lost yer eer during a vishus deer attak, but the vishus deer got werse frum yoo... any trooth to that? If so, we mite have to hold a "Cauliflower Day" in FOS to honor yoo for yer acheevemints in owr fite aginst the vishus deer!

way to go
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Cauliflower

Don't worry, be- happy.
 
 
Purred: Fri Jan 12, '07 1:03pm PST 
Skeez, I'm afrade the rumoor is false. It was a vishus red masheen, not a vishus deer which took my eer. However, as a member of The Vishus Deer Nayburhood Watch Groop, I solemly plej that if any vishus deer come neer here, I will make sher he never want to tuch another kitty agin.
p.s. you may want to send me sum of that Mao & Rocky's (TM) Vishus Deer Repelunt jus in case.
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Violet

Flower Power
 
 
Purred: Sun Jan 14, '07 7:22am PST 
Mawmee and Daddy were coming home last night and they took the back way which involves a road where vishus deer have been spotted.

Sure enough, a vishus deer almost ran out in the middle of the road. Daddy stopped and let him cross the street because two of his buddies were waiting for him on the other side!

Mawmee told Daddy not to look directly in their eyes because of the lazer beam effect on humans.

It was a close call - they narrowly escaped being hypnotized!

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Skeezix the- Cat

I'm- Skeezalicious!
 
 
Purred: Sun Jan 14, '07 11:32am PST 
Violet, that is reely terryfying! I'm glad they survived!
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Madison Le- Chat

MAD girl
 
 
Purred: Sun Jan 14, '07 7:25pm PST 
Violet: I will send Toby our crazy lab over to your house. He loves to chase the vichus deer. He's so obnoxious, they run from him! He likes to eat deer poo too!
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Honey P.- Sunshine

The Original- Pussycat Doll		 
 
Purred: Tue Jan 16, '07 3:21pm PST 
albino vishus deer in tuolumne, must be skeezix's relatives

http://www.kcra.com/news/10762394/detail.html
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Mao

I wish I were an- only child.
 
 
Purred: Wed Jan 17, '07 5:05pm PST 
It's ears arn't neerly big enuf to be reelated to the wite rat.
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