The Vishus Deer Nayburhood Watch Groop

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Can I have a- straw?

Purred: Sat Dec 23, '06 7:20pm PST


	We were looking at Christmas lights tonight with Mom, and in someone's yard standing next to a vishus deer skeleton was an animal Mom called a "camel." What I want to know is, are camels vishus? It's pretty close to our house and I don't know if I need to be on the lookout for other vishus camel skeletons. And if they ARE vishus, will Rocky & Mao's VDR work on them? Sorry, you guys know how paranoid I am...

Tiki Cat should- be illegal, it's- so GOOD

Purred: Sat Dec 23, '06 9:51pm PST


	A wha?? Camel??? Hmmm, it sounds worse as it has 2 syllables.. Deer vs. Camel?? YIKES I haven't seen any.. Maybe they're almost extinct and if they are, they are MAD and might be on a war path????

I DON'T like- SNOW!

Purred: Sun Dec 24, '06 3:52am PST


	I'm sorry it's been so long since I've been here. Things have been very busy at my house. I have some VERY VERY VERY good news for all you kitties!!!! Santa's Vishus Reindeer are all a BIG LIE!!!!! Come read my blog entry today (Dec 24) and see what I mean! I'm sorry I still can't figure out how to do links here. http://jackofallshadesandshadows.blogspot.com/ If you go back a post or two you'll see some other great news! I got a sister for Christmas!!! She's young, but she's not juicy yet 'cause the shelter people found her last month under a barbeque, though my Opposable Thumb Wench is fattening her up already! In scarier news, my OTW came home with a pair of Vishus Deer antlers! On her Head!!! http://jackofallshadesandshadows.blogspot.com/2006/12/war ning-scary-content.html I'm still not sure she hasn't turned into a Vishus Deer, though she hasn't exhibited any more strange and frightening behavior. Well, except for bringing me home a young and soon to be juicy sister, which she'd PROMISED me YEARS ago, and never got. Do you think maybe she got the new kitty 'cause she though Grumpybutt and Me were too old and stringy? I don't think Persephone will be fat enough for Christmas dinner, though.....

Littelschitt

Purred: Sun Dec 24, '06 2:28pm PST


	I'm not takin any chanciss. I put some foil over a box and I'm gonna nap inside it tonite so the Vishus Reindeer can't see me with thare infraredd nosis.

MAD girl

Purred: Mon Dec 25, '06 6:38pm PST


	I fell asleep last night waiting for those vishus reindeer. They no-showed, but Santa came!

snooty puss

Purred: Mon Dec 25, '06 8:48pm PST


	Satellite hook up report ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am MOST PLEASED to report that not ONE kitty I personally know was hurt by a vishus reindeer or vishus deer last night, INCLUDING Gordy. Being dressed as Santa was a concern- would it LURE them to him? I am happy to report, NOPE! I will be returning to my studies by the end of the week, but PLEASE kitties, let me know how you ALL made out with the hiding spots, camera disabling tacticts and ANYTHING else that may be worth further studies. Until then, STAY SAFE and STAY educated!

I'm- Skeezalicious!

Purred: Tue Dec 26, '06 10:13am PST


	Thank yoo, Dutchess, for yer reeport! Mr Echo sownds like he was fully preepard!!!

I'm- Skeezalicious!

Purred: Thu Dec 28, '06 9:08am PST


	We shood have a role call to see if all FOSers made it safely thru Krissmiss withowt being eeten by vishus deer. Pleeze, evrybuddy chek in so we know yer safe, and if yoo or anywun yoo know got eeten by vishus deer, let us know: knowlidje is power!