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Skeezix, Rocky and Bitey. Where I live, there are Vishus deer all over our roads. Like it is the end of the War of The Worlds movie. Like everywhere u go dead vishus deer. I live in West Virginia........ no wonder.
I wanna put a Santa hat and bellz on theier antlers MOL! Poor kids. "Santa Can't come, no one to pull his sleigh". I can! That's why I got my antlers on! OMC! Too much Cat Nip. MOL!!!!
Today when mombo was driving her machine to work, she saw one of those In-Betweeners vishus Florida deer bedeaded on the side of the road. Mombo says that these deer get bedeaded a lot in Florida, and she's not sure if it's cuz the Florida rednecks aren't affected by the laser-eyes, or if the laser-eyes on the Florida vishus deer have become ineffective due to extreme sun or something. Does Dutchess have any research on this?
Rocky, if I get skewered, it's your fault for being lazy and taking a vacation!
Hmmm. Maybe wearing those horns made you a vishus deer sympathizer! Maybe THAT'S why you had your so-called "accident" and lost a large vat of the formula! And that's why you're taking a vacation!
Kitties, beware! If you have any repellant from the post-Rocky-horn phase of production, it's probably just sugar water or some other delicious treat for vishus deer!
HOLY CATNIP SKEEZIX!'I NEVER even thought that Gordy's beard could be protecting him in some way. Then again, I think it would almost act as a calling device or something- Gordy MAY be safe becasue he looks like the jolly fat guy, BUT the vishus deer would all gather near him don't you think???
BRILLIANT thought though- I must think about this.
Gimme-
I have NOT made any progress on the vishus TWEEN deer (as I've come to call them). As far as I know, they act like regular vishus deer and need to be avoided at all costs. IF they have no heads however, I highly doubt they can hurt you. No matter the vishus animal (unless it's a vishus PALMETTO BUG*), if it loses it's head, it can't think, or see, hear or smell you. It can't catch and eat you, but stay away for any possible unknowns not yet come to light.
STAY SAFE KITTIES!!!
*Vishus Palmetto Bugs do NOT trap and eat kitties. They prefer moldy cheese or jalapeno peppers. I only mention them because they CAN live without their heads for some time.
Ya know, Bitey, Rocky's alwayze kinda "on vakayshun" wich meens I do all the werk. Go ahed and send us all yer munney, and I'll make shur we git sum VDR owt to yoo rite away.
Holy cats. I'm so disappointed in mom. As you can see, I'm wearing a Christmas sweater, which is bad enough to begin with, but you may or not be able to see the design on my sweater....IT'S A DEER. What is mom thinking?? Leaping vishus deer on my sweater? You can see by my foto that I am not happy about this one bit. How should I get mom back for this indignity??
Po, if you are able to reach them, you need to chew holes in the sweater wherever there are vishus deer. Clearly, your mom has been lasered by vishus deer eyes!!!!!!!
Thank you Gimme -- that is a very, very good idea. You are right about mom, there are vishus deer skeletons all around our neighbourhood, and real vishus deer in the ravine. Somehow, she must have been lasered by their eyes. And those vishus deer images on my sweater show just how far they have come in infiltrating our lives.
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