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Sadie
Sadie Baby |
 | | Purred: Sat Dec 16, '06 3:57pm PST | |  | |  | | I'm gonna go bite Speedy! No I'z not "loose" mom keeps me inna howse. I likes ta flirt, it'z fun. *wut mom, oh is dat wut he meens by loose* Trip, mom sez yoo mean dat I "date" alot. No, mostly I jus flirt, mostly. hehehe. Um, eneway, none of dat flirting means anyfing, I'z had the ladygardenectomy so boyz dunt efen think of "that" wen I'z neer dem. I'm a momcat wif grown up kitties for meowing out loud. I only flirt wit Oliver (da boy kitty behind us) cuz it makes Zippy mad. She likes him. An I dint flirt wit Chase I jus invited him ofer to play wit da lites in moms room, dey are like da little red dot lite cept in difrint colors. I wuzent flirting and eneway he woodent come ofer cuz he'z skared of Rocky. |  |  | |  |
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Princess- Ziporah
Princess- Ziporah, you can- call me Zip |
| | Purred: Sat Dec 16, '06 4:02pm PST | | | | | | My sisfur seems to furgit dat dis is appose ta be about vishus deer, not her luv life. I'd be interested to find out if dose sun glasses reely do protekt our beans from da lazer beams in da vishus deers eyes cuz mom drives at nite an sees dem alla time now. She sez da deer kant hip-no-tize her cuz she's only gots a few brane sels left. Wutefer.
An stop flirtin wif my boyfrend cat Sadie, he duzent like yoo eneway. | | | | |
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Dutchess
snooty puss
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| | Purred: Sun Dec 17, '06 12:27pm PST | | | | | | RESEARCH UPDATE!
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Vishus Deer HEADS MIXED NEWS-
I am most happy to report to Lucky Boo and any other kitty in a similiar situation, that vishus deer HEADS can NOT DIRECTLY hurt us kitties. They are immobile and can not skewer us for later eat'ins. They do not have laser beam eyes anymore- they have been removed. Their clever brains have been replaced with air. It sounds pertty safe.
Now the bad...
Although the vishus deers laser beam eyes have been removed, SOME- not all, of the new "fake" eyes have been replaced with tiny little wireless cameras that are linked to the vishus deer heard HQs in the wild. If the heads are mounted in areas where vishus deer live, I WOULD assume you have cameras watching your every move and out there somewhere, a vishus deer is watching you on a monitor.
I would suggest to ANY kitty with a vishus deer head in their house, to climb up to the head- THIS PART is safe- and either scratch and gnaw the eyes to the point where *IF* there was a camera in it, they can't use it anymore, OR if the lack of time doesn't allow this more secure protection, hack a hairball over them obstructing the view.
While you are up there, give the head a swat too- it'll make you feel better about the whole thing to begin with.
PURRS and STAY SAFE!!!!! | | | | |
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Skeezix
I'm- Skeezalicious!
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 | | Purred: Sun Dec 17, '06 5:07pm PST | | | | | | Wow, Dutchess, yoo never fale to impress me with how BRAVE yoo are in kundukting this valyubul reeserch! | | | | |
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Dutchess
snooty puss
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| | Purred: Mon Dec 18, '06 7:08am PST | | | | | | You are welcome SKEEZIX.
Any thought on your shades???
I have not had the courage to try my experiment yet- mom and dad have been away a lot and I'd prefer their supervision if I go through with it...
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Skeezix
I'm- Skeezalicious!
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| | Purred: Mon Dec 18, '06 9:56am PST | | | | | | I think the shades are a GRATE idea. Thare's no downside. If they werk: GRATE! If they don't, at leest yoo'll look cool wile yer being eeten by a vishus deer. | | | | |
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