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Luxor

He's the Whitest- of Boys

Purred: Thu Dec 14, '06 9:58pm PST


	I feel I must stand up on my toes and defend the honor of my future wife, Bambi, who is nothing like a vishus deer. :::: see chest hairs sticking out :::: She's very sensitive and I must go comfort her now.

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Latte

Sugar Bear

Purred: Fri Dec 15, '06 6:36am PST


	That Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer song brought back a story I heard not too long ago. Its TERRIFYING. Our horse lives at a farm far away from us. There is a very nice woman who takes care of the horses and she LOVES cats. On one side of the barn there is a narrow driveway that is half covered in the "horse poo pile" (they use the S word but I know that's on Skeezix's BAD list). Anyway, one day the nice cat lady was taking some horse poo outside when she turned around while in shute (about 10' wide) and suddenly a VISHUS DEER was galloping straight for her!!!! There was nowhere for it to go but somehow she saw it in enough time and ducked out of the way. She was terrified! Luckily all of the barn kitties were safely in the office so now cats were harmed. Those are very brave cats to live out with VISHUS DEER. I know horses are VISHUS DEER deterents but apparently, not enough all of the time.

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Teeth? I don't- need no steenkin- teeth!

Purred: Fri Dec 15, '06 10:47am PST


	Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh! Mama was surfing the news.... and found this! Wisconsin Hunter Bags Deer with 7 Legs It is quite disturbing.

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Skeezix the- Cat

I'm- Skeezalicious!

Purred: Fri Dec 15, '06 11:04am PST


	Nice chest hares, Lux!!! I wish I had chest hares like that!

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Luxor

He's the Whitest- of Boys

Purred: Fri Dec 15, '06 11:58am PST


	Although I am really a humble cat, all things considered, I must admit I do have a rather manly chest! But please ... enough about me. I fear I am distracting this group from its primary focus!

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Pixel May

The Feline- Jewelry Bandit

Purred: Fri Dec 15, '06 12:47pm PST


	WOW, OC! That was a pretty freaky deer! Now they're growing more legs to be able to capture us with!

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Mr. Echo

Littelschitt

Purred: Fri Dec 15, '06 5:55pm PST


	I have more sugjestins on how to avoid detecshun by the infrared beems from Rudoffs nose. If you hear the slay bells and you're not skeered of water you can hide in some. It dispurrsis the heat. Or if you have a big thing of fish you can hide unner it and it doss the same thing. I'm wurking on anuther thing but I kint tell you aboud it yet.

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Violet

Flower Power

Purred: Fri Dec 15, '06 8:52pm PST


	Mawmee was coming home tonight in the car and it was dark and a big vishus deer crossed the road. As her headlights shined on the lazer beam eyes, she saw him holding a sign that said: Down with Dutchess' Research! They seem to be on to all your deer knowledge, Dutchess! You'd better be very careful in the next week or two!

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Speedy

Speedy-0 to 60- in .005 secs

Purred: Fri Dec 15, '06 9:35pm PST


	Omigosh, did I miss sumfing! Lux and Bambi are engajed to be married. Well, kon-cat-u-lashons. Didja set a date yet, will all of FOS be invited to da wed-wink. Zippy had a wed-wink with Blackie at lisaviolet.com but she'z a widow cat now. I'd sey Sadie and Rocky shood haf a wed-wink but Sadie's been flirtin with Chase and Mad Max and da oranj boy kitty dat lifs behind us and sits in da window an makes faces at me for awile now and I don't fink she'd be a good wife cat. Oops, I don't fink I'z suppose to sez anefing about da "ofer" guys so I'z just shut up now...

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Tripper the- Psyko Stray- Cat

Pet Me!!!

Purred: Sat Dec 16, '06 12:45am PST


	Is Sadie "loose"?

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